Proofs for life....BY: RangerJoe

[RangerJoe]

Alright, I have compiled my rules for life. All of you should live by this. If you are a woman, then switch around parts at your own will.

Made by RangerJoe. I.E. Phillip
Hot chicks before friends if and only if the chick is really hot, but if and only if your friend set you up with the hot chick, then friends before hot chicks.


Made by RangerJoe. I.E. Phillip
Money before hot chicks if and only if the money can buy you at least one steak filet or more, but if and only if the hot chick owes you the money, then hot chicks before money.

Again. In order to correctly live by these, you MUST recite these 5 times a day. I know I do.

RangerJoe. I.E. Phillip

[RoadWarrior]

mmmmkayyyyyy..... :D

[Jeff Bolton]

hahahahahaha thats the best, i'm gonna save those into a text document so i never forget :D

[Malpine Walis]

That may work when you are 18. However, when you get to be 40 things change. What counts as a hot chick is not so hot. What matters is money. Hot chicks are great and friends are great but money is what matters.

[Jeff Bolton]

like its a serious way to live your life or something, i took it as a joke :p

[I.M.O.G.]

Originally posted by Malpine Walis
That may work when you are 18. However, when you get to be 40 things change. What counts as a hot chick is not so hot. What matters is money. Hot chicks are great and friends are great but money is what matters.

So money is more important to you than girls huh? Maybe that's because you put your money to good use: :rolleyes:

http://forum.oc-forums.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=11104&dateline=1057546541

From a serious standpoint, you're right. Hot or ugly, if you don't have money, they won't be happy and neither will you. ;)

Here are some of the rules I live by:

School work and studying before forum time, if and only if there are less than 3 posts on the forums in the last 5 minutes, or if and only if your study buddy is a really hot chic.

School work and studying before video games with friends, if and only if you beat your friends the last time you played, or if and only if your study buddy is a really hot chic and your friends aren't around.

[deathstar13]

well im screwed.

i have no hot chick,nor friends to set me up with hot chicks.
i have no money to put before the hot chicks ,even if i had one.
and im a vegitarian,so no steaks either!
i do have monopoly money to loan my imaginary hot chick,who by the way would run off with my best friend and buy him a steak with my monopoly money!

death pls be near!!!!!

lol above is just a joke. the death part anyhow the rest is relativly true,well i do eat steak!


eehhh life sucks too much to be serous all the time.

one of my sayings.
"my beer is on my mind,and my mind is on my beer"
see i feel better already :D