harryinny3
02-08-04, 06:12 PM
Here are 16 actual error messages seen on computer screens in Japan.
> Aren't these better than, "your computer has performed an illegal
> operation?"
>
> The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
>
> I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
>
> Chaos reigns within.
>
> Reflect, repent, and reboot.
>
> Order shall return.
>
> Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on.
>
> You ask far too much. Windows NT crashed.
>
> Yesterday it worked.
> Today it is not working.
> Windows is like that.
>
> Your file was so big.
> It might be very useful.
> But now it is gone.
>
> Stay the patient course.
> Of little worth is your ire.
> The network is down.
>
> A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
>
> You step in the stream, but the water has moved on.
>
> This page is not here.
>
> Out of memory.
>
> We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
>
> Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped.
>
> Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.
>
> Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
>
> Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data.
> Guess which has occurred.
Wish our windows wasnt so dang boring LOL.
Harry
> Aren't these better than, "your computer has performed an illegal
> operation?"
>
> The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
>
> I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
>
> Chaos reigns within.
>
> Reflect, repent, and reboot.
>
> Order shall return.
>
> Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on.
>
> You ask far too much. Windows NT crashed.
>
> Yesterday it worked.
> Today it is not working.
> Windows is like that.
>
> Your file was so big.
> It might be very useful.
> But now it is gone.
>
> Stay the patient course.
> Of little worth is your ire.
> The network is down.
>
> A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
>
> You step in the stream, but the water has moved on.
>
> This page is not here.
>
> Out of memory.
>
> We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
>
> Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped.
>
> Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.
>
> Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
>
> Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data.
> Guess which has occurred.
Wish our windows wasnt so dang boring LOL.
Harry