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MadSkillzMan
03-02-04, 06:41 PM
hey all...id be interested in hearing some of your funniest tech support stories, be it your a tech support person or you just know a really ditzy person who needed some help and you couldnt help laughing....ill share first.

Bout a year ago, this girl i dated once had a computer that her dad killed. He screwed up the partition table, so it refused to boot. What was funnier is he did taxes for people, had a large capacity tape drive, but didnt back up his stuff...im pretty sure someone else put that tape drive in for him...any ways...after about a month of sulking and refusing to let me look at it, he wipes it clean. so hes slowly putting it all back together. They thy to connect to Yahoo Dialup, but it wont dial. after about a month of this, the girl started callin me asking what to do...i went thru about every common sense and every in depth thing i could think of...now..yahoo is strange in our area and you have to have a "-" in the number, and this was the first thing i asked them to check..Her father assumed the modem was killed in the reformat (i know, i know).....so.....he buys another one...they repeat doing what i told them to do the first time around with troubleshooting. ......no luck....so....after 4 modems and 2 months later, they finally have me come over and look at it. I grab all my backup disks, check disks, everything, figuring this could be something thatd take a little time to fix. So i sit down and ask to see the error message they get. it says no dialtone. So of corse i check all the wires, and theyre all good. SO i take a look at the access number. now i have yahoo, so i know how the numbers should look....its in the format of "555-5555"....i look at therers and its "5555555"...(i know it shouldnt matter but it does)......i sit down...i press the - key.........instantly dials, instantly online....i was there 3minutes.

4 modems ---> 60$
3months of unused dialup ---> 40$
The look on their faces when their computer was fixed by a non professional in under a minute -----> PRICELESS

MadSkillzMan
03-02-04, 06:44 PM
PS: i once ran a VB script in aim that popped out her CDROM drive, told her it was for holding cups, COMPLETELY FELL FOR IT! (she was a blonde)

Steven4563
03-03-04, 05:00 AM
lmao

Thats like BT telling me theres something wrong with the computer i built for my g/f when i know its there connection :p

Pinky
03-03-04, 07:25 AM
The funniest story I have is in the form of a ticket we received via the web site...

"I HAVE BIG PROBLEM, BECAUSE I KNOW ONE PERSON WHO WORKING WITH ME,SHE HAD BIG MISTAKE AND SHE GOING UP,I THING SO THAT NO FER."

Yes, she gets paid real money by this company to suck air...

nil_esh
03-03-04, 08:20 AM
I found this story to be amusing:

http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=97891&cid=8362749

It is a story which describes what goes on in some tech support companies.

DanFraser
03-03-04, 11:00 AM
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

http://www.techcomedy.com/

Always good for a laugh!!

Ebola
03-03-04, 12:00 PM
I've had a few funny experiences. I always love people that don't know what version of windows they're running.

Pinky
03-03-04, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by nil_esh
I found this story to be amusing:

http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=97891&cid=8362749

It is a story which describes what goes on in some tech support companies.

OMG, thank you thank you thank you... right now they're rewarding the ugliest chimp in our office for being the 'resolution star'... hats off to management in my help desk for being right where they belong -- head 40 feet up their rumps!

Agent_Mull
03-03-04, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by Ebola
I've had a few funny experiences. I always love people that don't know what version of windows they're running.

Windows, isnt that something for looking out of? :rolleyes:

Arkaine23
03-03-04, 03:55 PM
Person moved their desk. PC would not power on.

Checked the power cord and found that the powerstrip was plugged into itself instead of into the wall.

MadSkillzMan
03-03-04, 04:33 PM
LOL!

http://www.deadtroll.com/index2.html

thing wants quicktime, sometimes works on MP. GOOD laugh thogh.

there was a guy on here with the post of "Totally fried computer, gues to what caused it" ....funny thread, so far stupidity won as the cause