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huneycutt
06-23-04, 04:21 AM
Didn't know where I should post this but if this is the wrong place forum Bosses feel free to relocate because it's to good not to share. Crusing the web and came up on this absolutely hilarious article, read, enjoy and laugh a lot. http://www.dansdata.com/sbs3.htm
LiGhTBoY
06-23-04, 10:41 AM
"For truly powerful air-blasting, though, the discerning user will have to employ the services of an air compressor. These can be rented cheaply from many equipment hire shops, and as well as their greater power (which can snap a RAM module and its socket right off the board) offer the added bonus of high-speed water delivery, provided of course that the user makes sure not to use the condensation drain valve provided for less focussed operators."

I always use an air compressor to clean my PCs and never had any problems with them. I do cover the tip of the air brush with a cloth to reduce the air force and water vapour though ;)
radium
06-23-04, 02:22 PM
"Fortunately, there are a plethora of computer case designs, and a gratifying number are fiendishly difficult to take apart and, especially, reassemble. To maximise the chance of damage, ignore any locking tabs and slots, don't worry about pinching cables in the case, and make sure you push really hard"

Hah!
huneycutt
06-23-04, 04:32 PM
"I always use an air compressor to clean my PCs and never had any problems with them. I do cover the tip of the air brush with a cloth to reduce the air force and water vapour though"

LOL! Is it one of the 150 PSI compressors? WHEW! Those things are powerful enough to poke an air hole in your hand and wouldn't let one get close to my 'puter. But, . . . sounds like you got a handle on it, so jam on it. Huney.
daniel_dynasty
06-23-04, 04:37 PM
its not that funny to me...
LiGhTBoY
06-23-04, 05:09 PM
"I always use an air compressor to clean my PCs and never had any problems with them. I do cover the tip of the air brush with a cloth to reduce the air force and water vapour though"

LOL! Is it one of the 150 PSI compressors? WHEW! Those things are powerful enough to poke an air hole in your hand and wouldn't let one get close to my 'puter. But, . . . sounds like you got a handle on it, so jam on it. Huney.
It's an air compressor that is connected to an air brush, to paint large surfaces (such as cars, walls...wtv). The pressure does create a small dip in my hand :burn:
radium
06-23-04, 05:15 PM
its not that funny to me...

There is a lot of dry humor in there. You have to look for it.
Shuzzy
06-23-04, 10:26 PM
the whole article is dry humor. you've gotta be dry yourself to really appreciate this stuff.:)
huneycutt
06-24-04, 09:03 AM
"the whole article is dry humor. you've gotta be dry yourself to really appreciate this stuff."

Of course it is and that's why it's funny, however, I don't think a person appreciating it indicates they are dry. Dry is the *last* descriptive adjective I would use to describe my personality and it broke me up.

Posted in another fourm and got a whole lot of replies saying how humorous it is and how much they enjoyed it and if I can make just *one* person smile and in some small way brighten their day it was well worth my time. :p http://discuss.extremetech.com/n/main.asp?webtag=extremetech&nav=messages&msg=57345.10

It takes 200 face muscles to frown but only 34 to smile. Smile and the world smiles with you, frown and you frown alone . . . OK, ready, . . one, two three, SMILE! :) There you go, das' what I'm talkin' 'bout! Huney.