CS humor

[SteenkyBastage]

just wanna hear some of you all's more humorous incidents on cs. i managed (multiple occasions) to double kill with a single magnum round (always on accident).

but i'd have to say the funniest thing ever was talking on the phone (no headsets on, i can hear nothing) and just standing at t's spawn with my glock out. a minute or two into it, someone starts shooting me...i see the little red indicator flashing and he gets me down to 15ish health. well, the guy decides to be a hero... walks up and starts dancing around me with his knife out, then stands directly in front of me getting ready for the final deathblow...as i reached over to my trackball and single shot killed him (thanks to him, i didn't have to aim or anything, he was BEGGING me to kill him!). ahaha, and even better...he was the last ct on the map. TERRORIST WIN!

[oc jason]

ya i love that when you have to change clips and they think your out of ammo, they wanna be cool to all watching, and whi out the knife as i reload with my AK... and its all over!!HAHA Terrorists Win.

Also i love hitting 2 with the awp cause they all stand in a group. dont happen often

[R0BB23]

Originally posted by [OC] Jason
Also i love hitting 2 with the awp cause they all stand in a group. dont happen often


an awp you should be ashamed of yourself!:mad: :(

[oc jason]

ya ya iknow the spill, but come one it is fun once in awhile to be able to kill a entire team and they not even see you

[Amedeo602]

There's nothing wrong with using an awp on occasion. I only have a problem when someone REFUSES to use any other weapon and s/he REFUSES to move from their camping spot.

[OpenFriday]

Ive had a few good days in CS where ive had triple nade kill, a few double awp kills (back in the day when it was more powerful), but my favorite moment was in assault.
I was T and we were losing horribly, so i wait about 30 seconds and decide to go out back door and up to the vent, when i plop down into the vent from the roof theres 4 cts in there 20 shots with the AK later and theyre dead, then i pop up into that red part and theres 1 more up there hes dead so 5 kills in about 15 seconds, i wish i took a pic.

[!-=sky=-!]

which weapon is the awp?

i know it's somewhere in rifles.......i m stupid....sorry

[TT120]

AWP is that blasted Magnum Sniper Rifle. I hate that gun. I'd rather go in with the AK or SMG and just spray lead everywhere.

[Super]

Yes, I had one stupid incident.

When I was playing against TT120 and another guy, I was CT. I was saw them on their way to the bomb site, and decided to throw a grenade. There were a few boxes in front of me, so I also wanted to hide behind them. I threw the grenade, but not good enough, it bounced off the box, and killed me. and the terrorists won. It was pretty stupid thing to do I guess...

[OpenFriday]

Originally posted by TT120
AWP is that blasted Magnum Sniper Rifle. I hate that gun. I'd rather go in with the AK or SMG and just spray lead everywhere.

If only you could hit something TT120, j/k its fun playing with you , its not often i go so many kills without a single death lol.

[maiof]

the funniest thing i've seen in cs was this...
i've seen it "floating" around the web for a while and thought you guys might like it...

[maiof]

oh........ and i think it's kinda funny when you're reloading and they kill you, you get mad or upset, but when you know they're reloading you kill them and think it was right....

[TT120]

Originally posted by OpenFriday


If only you could hit something TT120, j/k its fun playing with you , its not often i go so many kills without a single death lol. Dont get to used to it Ben, I've gotten alot better since the last time we played. I dont think i'm so easy to kill anymore. See you on the O/C.com server or mine at 24.176.176.198:27015. Mines up all the time as well.:D :D :D

[TT120]

I was CT and a friend was T, he was crouched down looking at the door when I snuck in from the air shaft behind him. He never knew I was there. I jumped up on top of him and drilled the top of his head with .50 caliber lead. I thought it was pretty funny cause I was standing on top of him typing for him to turn around and look behind him but when he did, he still couldnt see me. He never thought to look up.:D :D :D :D

[XprincoX]

I would say one of the funniest time i've had was when my clan made a human pyramid of 7 people high and camped out the CTs :D

[SteenkyBastage]

jeez, i just had 2 more good ones yesterday. my first double headshot (one bullet) with the krieg (or whatever that semi-auto ct sniper rifle is).

and a not so good one, since it happened to me and my teammates, was in the vents in assault. myself and 3 other ct's rushed the vents, i was first and i went into the upper vent, but one of the t's was watching the cameras, so he started chucking nades up into the upper vent. well, usually this is the time i turn around and go back to lower vents, but low and behold, behind me is a ct sitting on top of another ct's head, who is apparently blocked in by a fourth ct in lower vents...the final nade got ALL FOUR of us at once! it was pathetic.

[i12bina3]

ouch thats indeed a pain in the A** :)
hey in assault (when you have enough money as t) just stand at the doors where the hostages are helt and just keep on throwing grenades in the vents ... damn after 10 times you think they would you arent gonna stop ... but they still want to go threw the vents ... you can easily take out 5 guys like this ... i know ist freakin lame but if they are so stupid to try it ... they ask for it :):cool:

[Treker]

Originally posted by Xprincox
I would say one of the funniest time i've had was when my clan made a human pyramid of 7 people high and camped out the CTs :D

You can do that? That I have to see!
Can you do that again and post some screen shoots? :)

-Trek

[XprincoX]

haha!! now that i look at it we must have been rrreeeaaally bored... :D

[SteenkyBastage]

LOL

now that is a great waste of time...

what's funny is (at least in my experience with people stacking high) when you shoot out the bottom guy, then keep spraying full auto and the recoil will get a few more up higher on the stack. or just stay a country mile away and awp the bottom person. you never have to re-aim, you just pull the trigger as fast as you can. soon all that's left is a smear of blood and a stack of weapons.

[WyrmMaster]

The funniest thing i ever saw was when i was at a lanparty playing online with DSL and 3 other people. A friend of mine who was dead watched for me, and i hid behid a door. When a CT came close i fired about 15 shots from my SIG through the door, hurt him but didnt kill him. He ran arround outside teh door for about a minute looking for who had shot him. Guess he didnt know about the door trick.

[Sony]

I coolest thing I have ever done was when it was just me and some other guy, because everyone else was dead and I had 4 health he had like 50-60 he was in the upper vent in assault and I had no clue he was there, so just on impulse I throw a HE granade up there and the next thing I hear is the granade exploding and Terrorists win it was so cool everyone congradulated me.

[Optimus2575]

i was on this map (rarely played: a wooden shack in the mountains). We were on for a long time and everyone had mad money. After a long game only a single T and CT were alive, but they had no idea where the other was. Nearly everyone died in the open field where there is a tunnel leading to the CT spawn. Everyone was typing how boring, and how this particular game took to long. Then the T checked the CT spawn, and found nothing so he started towards the tunnel. The CT was running around the rocks in the open field, and then decided to go back to his spawn. As both collided each started to shoot at close range. They ran in circles around each other firing (Like John Woo movie). Then at the same time we hear the click of empty guns. They stop and (from the ground littered with guns) start dropping and picking up weapons. Click. Nothing. They do it again. Click. Nothing. They run around dropping and picking up guns, turning around, pointing, and click. Nothing. Funniest **** I have ever seen. Everyone in the game was laughing their ass of (well typing). It wasn't until a gun, far away, had a bullet that ended the stalemate. Terroist Win!

[parkan]

Originally posted by maiof
the funniest thing i've seen in cs was this...
i've seen it "floating" around the web for a while and thought you guys might like it...
HEy, it looks like my screenshot! I actually saw a very similar situation, exept afterwards they both moved backwards until they collided (!) (sounds cartoonish doesn't it?).:D :D :D :D

[CrystalMethod]

Anyone else ever get a tripple AWP kill? I Got one once a while back. I was so stunned, I just sat there and let someone knife me to death.

[Wa11y]

Originally posted by [OC] Jason
ya ya iknow the spill, but come one it is fun once in awhile to be able to kill a entire team and they not even see you

It ain't camping if you're using a sniper weapon. It's sniping.

[SteenkyBastage]

I know i'm gonna go to hell for this, but hey...

i figured out how to hostage jump the other day (technically not cheating, just like tossing a nade and getting a kill thru a wall isn't cheating, but i dont think it was designed to do this). anyhow, thru the use of hostages you can float up to high places that are normally unreachable.

i bought a scout and kevlar on militia, grabbed a hostie and floated up to the top of the rock formation behind the t's house. i mean i was WAY up there. i then pushed the hostage back down to the ground below and wait for the ct's to come try to get him. well, several ct's later, we win.

all the ct's kept trying to get the hostage below me, and i would scout them. you'd think they'd notice the pile of guns and blood next to the hostage, but nope, they all do the same thing, LOL. what's funny is since the scout is so quiet (yet not so powerful) i would shoot a ct in the back and he'd whirl around and start firing at the sewer entrance. then he'd keep hopping around trying to find someone on the ground as he hears bullets ricocheting around him. oh man, it's so cheap that i didn't keep on doing it, but it was sure worth a good laugh.

it's almost as bad as when you take all 4 hostages into the bathroom and place them in front of the door so the ct's cant open it. then you wait to see their colt barrel show thru the door and blow their head off.

not things i do very often, but every once in a while they're worth a good laugh. (usually i find the best time to do this is when us t's are getting raped consistently every round for the past half an hour)

[Froggy1]

I have gotten a triple AWP kill once in 1.1 and once in 1.0. Also I got 4 frags from 1 HE Nade once in 1.1. Both Triple AWPS was on Dust as a CT firing down the hall.

[Amedeo602]

A little bump for anyone that missed this thread the 1st time :)

And I have a good CS story too, it just happened earlier today...

Map: militia
Team: CT

I'm CT and rushing the house and I see a T drop from the roof into the front room with the windows on top (where ppl snipe from). So I toss in a grenade. Kill #1

Right after that, I climb the ladder and empty my weapon (I think it was an Aug) on a T on the roof. Miraculously he survives. So out comes the pistol and I kill him with it. Kill #2

Later on (same round) I go to the roof and see a T on it. I charge and knife him, killing him and ending the round. Kill #3 and Counter-Terrorists win :)

So I managed a HE, a pistol, and a knife kill all in the same round (and was basically unscathed) :)

okok, so it wasn't as funny as much as it was bragging. But it's still unusual to get 3 kills like that in a round :D

[-=HN=- Wild9]

i like action quake 2 :)

[SteenkyBastage]

ahhh, the joys (and pains) of CS1.3.

cruise around a corner in de_survivor and find 3 CT's humping each others legs (idnno what they were doing, but they sure were facing the wrong way). one clip of a mac10 later (and 3 headshots) the ct's are only a pile of blood and mp5's.

haha, and the second time i played the de_torn map. i got 12 frags with the mac10 before someone finally knocked me off.

the headshots are unreal in 1.3. you can plaster someone's brains all over the wall with a fast firing unaccurate weapon like the mac10, TMP or the para (altho the para doesn't really fire that fast).