View Full Version : What if all of our Seti team switched to F@H?
Steveo989
05-20-05, 09:42 AM
Just thinking we could have number one spot in like a month you think? :p
nikhsub1
05-20-05, 10:23 AM
Yeah but they are thinking "What if all our FAH members switch to SETI, we'd pwn!"
"To each their own". We have had members switch between teams but getting the entire SETI/BOINC team to switch aint gonna happen :-P
9mmCensor
05-20-05, 11:16 AM
Just thinking we could have number one spot in like a month you think? :p
what if Skip won the lottery, made a few wise investments, bought the forums back, and then bought a custom built Cray designed for folding, then Kyle saw that he was gonna get pwned, so he sued infitium labs, made enough money for his own cray, then Skip didn't want to loose, so he bought two more Crays, then OUAC was like WTF? so they sold all their kangaros, moved to anti-artica and build a massive dual xeon cluster which ended up being so big and so hot that it melted anti-artica, and then all the distributed computing people were like "damn you OUAC, are DC project didn't think about that" but by then the water level was rising, and soon everyone was gonna drowned to death, and the sharks were lovin it (freshmeat), but then a Seti@home dude picked up an alien message, and they started chatting on aim, then the alien race sent a big ship which came to earth and took all the people back to their home planet, exept for a dude named fred, because he said he could talk to sharks, and didn't mind growing gils and living in the ocean. turns out fred could talk to sharks, but he was really annoying so they ate him. then the sharks when back to playing Q3A because it was cool, and the humans left before they finished Q4. that ****ed the sharks off, because after a few years they finally got bored of Q3A, and had evolved abit, so they built space suits for sharks, and swam through space to the planet the humans had gone to, and found out that the alien race that "saved" them, really had abducted them to eat them. this ****ed the sharks off because no one eats the makers of Q3A, so the sharks ate the aliens that ate the humans, that flooded their planet. then the sharks realized they were good at eating entire planets of beings, so they built a program to find life in outer space so they could swim to them and eat them. they called that program Search Eatables Then Ingest or SETI for short.
nikhsub1
05-20-05, 11:22 AM
Wow 9mm, you feeling OK? :D
what if Skip won the lottery, made a few wise investments, bought the forums back, and then bought a custom built Cray designed for folding, then Kyle saw that he was gonna get pwned, so he sued infitium labs, made enough money for his own cray, then Skip didn't want to loose, so he bought two more Crays, then OUAC was like WTF? so they sold all their kangaros, moved to anti-artica and build a massive dual xeon cluster which ended up being so big and so hot that it melted anti-artica, and then all the distributed computing people were like "damn you OUAC, are DC project didn't think about that" but by then the water level was rising, and soon everyone was gonna drowned to death, and the sharks were lovin it (freshmeat), but then a Seti@home dude picked up an alien message, and they started chatting on aim, then the alien race sent a big ship which came to earth and took all the people back to their home planet, exept for a dude named fred, because he said he could talk to sharks, and didn't mind growing gils and living in the ocean. turns out fred could talk to sharks, but he was really annoying so they ate him. then the sharks when back to playing Q3A because it was cool, and the humans left before they finished Q4. that ****ed the sharks off, because after a few years they finally got bored of Q3A, and had evolved abit, so they built space suits for sharks, and swam through space to the planet the humans had gone to, and found out that the alien race that "saved" them, really had abducted them to eat them. this ****ed the sharks off because no one eats the makers of Q3A, so the sharks ate the aliens that ate the humans, that flooded their planet. then the sharks realized they were good at eating entire planets of beings, so they built a program to find life in outer space so they could swim to them and eat them. they called that program Search Eatables Then Ingest or SETI for short.
I dont have this precisise image macro to hand, although surely someone can fill in for me:
[img-"I have no idea what you are talking about, so here is a bunny with a pancake on its head"]
9mmCensor
05-20-05, 11:34 AM
Wow 9mm, you feeling OK? :D
I totally just eat a bowl of fruit loops and washed it down with red bull.
9mmCensor
05-20-05, 11:38 AM
I dont have this precisise image macro to hand, although surely someone can fill in for me:
[img-"I have no idea what you are talking about, so here is a bunny with a pancake on its head"]
Like this one?
Oh, add a snickers bar, some pizza with garlic and another redbull to the crazy ness.
veryhumid
05-20-05, 11:39 AM
I totally just eat a bowl of fruit loops and washed it down with red bull.
hahahahaha. good read. But no way would they part with all those kangaroos ;)
hawtrawkr
05-20-05, 11:41 AM
Like this one?
Oh, add a snickers bar, some pizza with garlic and another redbull to the crazy ness.
no like this one.
http://www.userfriendly.org/illiad/wtf.jpg
stratcatprowlin
05-20-05, 01:08 PM
Yeah but they are thinking "What if all our FAH members switch to SETI, we'd pwn!"
So Fred is dead, the aliens are dead, and the sharks thought the humans were dead but after crunching with their SETI program for a millennia they found out that the aliens had dispersed the humans all over the universe so they could start aliens drive-thrus when they went on long space trips so the sharks had to find a way to find all these humans so they created a program call Foraging All Humans, or FAH. They used FAH to find all the humans in hopes of locating the creator of Q3A and Q4 because by now they were in desperate need of a new game.
Then the humans found out that there were other humans and used their mad haX0r $killz to crack downloaded copies of the sharks FAH and SETI from Limewire to search for food and other humans. But then the [H]ardcore computer humans, the ones from the southern portion of the Universe (known as the Down-Unders), and the OG OC'ers began this raging FAH battle to find other humans. All the while there were teams forming to compete for the search for food using the sharks SETI. After years of this one of the FAH members proposed that it would be cool if the SETI members ditched their search for food and joined in the battle for FAH supremacy.....
Mictlan
05-20-05, 01:38 PM
Well, as part of the BOINC / SETI team I can tell you that we are smoking :burn: other teams and shooting to get to the 6th place in just a few days :D
F@H members are creepy doing those kind of things to a poor bunny :D
Steveo989
05-20-05, 02:10 PM
What if all the Intels with HT ran 50/50 F@H/S@H
muddocktor
05-20-05, 02:41 PM
Not gonna happen, d00d. We don't snipe members from our fellow O/C teams. :rolleyes:
If wishes was fishes, we'd all have gills. :)
Kevin007
05-20-05, 02:41 PM
what if the seti team does find aliens, and then they do, do something like that, who do we blame? Not the FAH team, but the SETI team :p
Mark620
05-21-05, 06:29 AM
Just thinking we could have number one spot in like a month you think? :p
This would be as easy to do as getting other teams members(meaning like OCAU members) to join our team.
{PMS}fishy
05-21-05, 06:36 AM
What if all the Intels with HT ran 50/50 F@H/S@H
We lose half are clients to S@H.
Its a two way street and the best way to get along is to not try and recurit the other team.
psyshack
05-21-05, 08:46 AM
Well, as part of the BOINC / SETI team I can tell you that we are smoking :burn: other teams and shooting to get to the 6th place in just a few days :D
F@H members are creepy doing those kind of things to a poor bunny :D
Good Job!!!
Glad to hear the old team is moving up in rank. I wish them the best.
You think the bunny is twisted, You aint seen the nipple yet ,,, have you?
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davekusa
05-21-05, 09:40 AM
Rolling on floor. Can't stand. Crying from laughing.
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05-21-05, 09:49 AM
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A1Killer
05-28-05, 10:32 PM
lmfao now we just need some one to make a vid of 9mm that hiper lol
hahahahaha. good read. But no way would they part with all those kangaroos ;)
Lol. Are you kidding. The farmers hate those f**king things. Since the farmers killed all the dingo's because they ate newborn calves and lambs, the kangaroo's have no natural predators. As an end result we've got massive numbers of roo's over here which eat all the grass so there's none left for the cattle......
Just ask, you'll find all the people in the country will literally pay you to take 'em. Problem is, all the morons and greenies in our cities have no idea and will say: NO! DON"T TAKE OUR CUTE AND CUDDLY KANGAROO'S. Some will be stupid enough to try and hug the kangaroo's and recieve brain damage with a kick to the head (by the respective kangaroo).
You can't blame the kangaroo really. If some smelly hippy tried to hug me I'd kick them in the head too! :p
Same if you were dumb enough to try and hug a Koala. Those things have really big claws you know and would scratch the hell outta ya. Well, we can always try to encourage all the smelly hippys/tree huggers to try I guess.... ;)
samuraisam
05-30-05, 03:27 AM
Ha! You have those guys in Australia too? How about New Zealand? Have you ever been there? What's it like?
Anyhow... The SETI guys will find not alien communication waves, but waves from the alien's huge tornado fans pushing 'air' across their xeon folding monsters. Then we'll get nahumus to taunt them on their forums and eventually they'll all switch to team 23, because all aliens are dyslexic.
-Sam
davekusa
05-30-05, 12:31 PM
The key is to look for the drum circle.
Ha! You have those guys in Australia too? How about New Zealand? Have you ever been there? What's it like?
Anyhow... The SETI guys will find not alien communication waves, but waves from the alien's huge tornado fans pushing 'air' across their xeon folding monsters. Then we'll get nahumus to taunt them on their forums and eventually they'll all switch to team 23, because all aliens are dyslexic.
-Sam
When i post on the dogstar and sirus forums I post I'm from team 23. that way when I taunt them into submission (or come up the the required bribe of caramel apple pie and abbazabba bars) they will fold for us.
by the way, they said that they were here first so we are the ones that are dyslexic. I told them that they are just mad that we can build ships in bottles and they cant. I don't know why but for some reason they are really mad about that. :shrug:
Ha! You have those guys in Australia too? How about New Zealand? Have you ever been there? What's it like?
Anyhow... The SETI guys will find not alien communication waves, but waves from the alien's huge tornado fans pushing 'air' across their xeon folding monsters. Then we'll get nahumus to taunt them on their forums and eventually they'll all switch to team 23, because all aliens are dyslexic.
-Sam
Yeah, unfortunately we have smelly hippys/tree huggers (aka greenies) here in Australia as well. I think their a problem all over the world as far as I can tell.
Funny thing is, the smelly hippys/tree huggers all drive old cars which blow massive amounts of smoke. Obviously they don't get them fixed and just keep adding oil.... So they pollute mmore than regular people.
You don't see them very much, they just turn up wherever a camera is or wherever there's a protest on pretty much anything..... :shrug:
davekusa
05-30-05, 08:42 PM
I saw something on TV. I think it was Cameron Diaz at the north pole. Something about global warming and shrinking ice cap. I got one question for her: How did you get up there? Walk? I saw lots of snowmobiles and I'm sure she had to take a car to get to the airport to take a plane to get to the airport to get to the car to get to the snowmobile to get to the ice cap. I don't think those things run on pot or solar power. Think of how many sea monkeys could have lived if she would have stayed at home.
Very true. The simply thing is, the smelly hippys would help prevent polluyion by simply staying home. In Cameron Diaz's case I'd be happy to help the cause in letting her stay at my home. I'd even let her share my bed.... ;o)
AlabamaCajun
06-01-05, 12:06 AM
I was laughing about this with a friend today who has been running seti for several years now currently burning electrons on a Dualie Mac. I asked him, what was more important, discovering a Cure for Diseases or locating the Vulcans for WarpDrive technology. He agreed that Disease Cure were probably more important. So maybe I can get some of that chip power Folding in 32.
Fold Damit!
I was laughing about this with a friend today who has been running seti for several years now currently burning electrons on a Dualie Mac. I asked him, what was more important, discovering a Cure for Diseases or locating the Vulcans for WarpDrive technology. He agreed that Disease Cure were probably more important. So maybe I can get some of that chip power Folding in 32.
Fold Damit!
Mind you, if we find the aliens and they're actually friendly then they'll probably show us the cure anyways..... :shrug:
ya i look at it like this
FOLDING: we find the cure
SETI : ET gives us the cure
ya i look at it like this
FOLDING: we find the cure
SETI : ET gives us the cure
Or like this:
FOLDING: we find the cure
SETI : ET isn't friendly - uses us for food so a cure isn't necessary :p
threeme2189
06-01-05, 04:56 AM
ummm dudes didn't you realize the most important thing here?
the cute little bunny has 2 pancakes on his head!!!!! thus making this whole thread wrong and making D4 impossible to create (they will jump straight to D5A).
ohh and the thing about sharks is also wrong they are actually mutant tuna fish with laser beams on their heads.
FOLDING: We find a cure
SETI: ET don't like the movie we made about them because using a cell phone would have been much simpler. but after taking all of the M&M's we have they give us the cure and destroy marlboro and mcdonalds in order to save the human race from self destruction.
btw red bull is ****. 7UP is where its at :p
just my 2 cents. keep the change or give me a full refund.
You guys need professional help.
You guys need professional help.
the voices in my head tell me i should be REALLY offended at that.
Mine told me that you would.
someone close this thread
Mine told me that you would.
someone close this thread
What's that? The little voices inside your head? :p
Why close it? This has been quite a fun thread so far...... :shrug:
Yuriman
06-01-05, 07:12 PM
The aliens have informed me that the Coca Cola and pepsi companys have been putting chemicals in their drinks to control us. Quit soda like I did, drink tea!
davekusa
06-01-05, 07:13 PM
Do the Noises in my head bother anyone?
The aliens have informed me that the Coca Cola and pepsi companys have been putting chemicals in their drinks to control us. Quit soda like I did, drink tea!
But if you don't know that you're not in control, do you care. It's kind of like, if you lived in the Matrix, would you care? I wouldn't. It'd be better living in the Matrix than in the real world...... :p
Do the Noises in my head bother anyone?
Nope, since I'm not a phychic myself, I'd suspect that only you can hear them..... :p
The aliens have informed me that the Coca Cola and pepsi companys have been putting chemicals in their drinks to control us. Quit soda like I did, drink tea!
Actually coke has a nice physic cleansing effect. Brightens up your aura and adds 5 bonus karma points (for those of you playing the home game).
Tea on the other hand is the mind control beverage of choice for pixies, sprites and most water elementals. Most people under control don't know they are and tell others to drink tea. When someone is under this kind of control they should drink coke. The bubbles in coke make the elementals sneeze. once they start sneezing there is an imbalance in your chi (which is way different than chai). The body is not in harmony when this imbalance occurs and this forces your body to sneeze, thus restoring the internal pressure and harmony of the body. When you sneeze you expel the water elemental which is why sneezes have water in them.
The only exception is green tea. Green tea is harvested and imported by leprechauns. The whole "far east" mystique is a marketing gimick that was started by Sugar Bear. Once the word "sugar" became a "no-no" in the cereal world, he and the frog from "super sugar snaps" went back to school and got a degree in marketing.
I hope this clears everything up.
Actually coke has a nice physic cleansing effect. Brightens up your aura and adds 5 bonus karma points (for those of you playing the home game).
Tea on the other hand is the mind control beverage of choice for pixies, sprites and most water elementals. Most people under control don't know they are and tell others to drink tea. When someone is under this kind of control they should drink coke. The bubbles in coke make the elementals sneeze. once they start sneezing there is an imbalance in your chi (which is way different than chai). The body is not in harmony when this imbalance occurs and this forces your body to sneeze, thus restoring the internal pressure and harmony of the body. When you sneeze you expel the water elemental which is why sneezes have water in them.
The only exception is green tea. Green tea is harvested and imported by leprechauns. The whole "far east" mystique is a marketing gimick that was started by Sugar Bear. Once the word "sugar" became a "no-no" in the cereal world, he and the frog from "super sugar snaps" went back to school and got a degree in marketing.
I hope this clears everything up.
Wow. How did you coe up with such a cool and far out story?!
there's a really wierd universe in my head. It won't leave. I've tried Qtips but they don't reach (but i keep trying because is feels soooo good). Since it won't leave i just watch what goes on.
theres examples of this all over the forums. I'm suprised the mods let me out in the general public
there's a really wierd universe in my head. It won't leave. I've tried Qtips but they don't reach (but i keep trying because is feels soooo good). Since it won't leave i just watch what goes on.
theres examples of this all over the forums. I'm suprised the mods let me out in the general public
Yeah, but watching you in this state is an experience all of its own..... Quite, fasciniating really...... Like a science experiment gone wrong..... :p
Kevin007
06-01-05, 11:58 PM
The aliens have informed me that the Coca Cola and pepsi companys have been putting chemicals in their drinks to control us. Quit soda like I did, drink tea!
lol...it is not aliens, it is are own race thats making this toxic liquid!!!
Why close it? This has been quite a fun thread so far...... :shrug:
because it's turned into nonsense
the garynator
06-02-05, 10:51 AM
AH HA HA HA Greatest thead EVER! :D
pik4chu
06-02-05, 11:02 AM
because it's turned into nonsense
no, this thread is just amusing and semi-offtopic. if you want nonsense try looking here (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/board.aspx?fn=wow-general)
ya this has kinda degraded into lunacy but its still fun. We have appealed to our SETI brethren many times asking them to convert. Or to help out while the SETI project was down a few mos (seems longer) ago. Some did, and for that we thank you.
It would be nice tho :D
We can always dream about it. Perhaps we need to develop some kind of mind control techniques. The that persuader device they had in Syndicate. We could use it one the SETI guys to convert them all to f@h.
We could also use it on the other teams to convert super folders like OC-AMD and 1920x1080i-How???
1920x1080i-How??? actually shames everyone else, includign our own nikhsub1 by producing approx 93,186PPD, about 9x niks PPD. :rolleyes:
Hehehe, I could use the device to simply get them to change their team # to 32 and also their username to mjw21a...... I like this particular train of thought..... :p
We can always dream about it. Perhaps we need to develop some kind of mind control techniques. The that persuader device they had in Syndicate. We could use it one the SETI guys to convert them all to f@h.
We could also use it on the other teams to convert super folders like OC-AMD and 1920x1080i-How???
1920x1080i-How??? actually shames everyone else, includign our own nikhsub1 by producing approx 93,186PPD, about 9x niks PPD. :rolleyes:
Hehehe, I could use the device to simply get them to change their team # to 32 and also their username to mjw21a...... I like this particular train of thought..... :p
I sent HOW a box of tea. :D
I sent HOW a box of tea. :D
Lol. Too late, I stopped the tea gettign there and zapped him with my persuadertron..... My PPD is about to go through the roof! (if only) :p
davekusa
06-02-05, 08:23 PM
"1920x1080i-How??? actually shames everyone else, includign our own nikhsub1 by producing approx 93,186PPD, about 9x niks PPD."
Aaaaaaaaa..............I don't think nik has anyone to be ashamed of. I wish I had his powah.
Actually at Disneyworld they play subliminal messages. When anyone says "Snufalapagus" you go into a complete daze and empty all you money into the nearest garbage can.
Thats why Disney has so much money. It's true I was there and it happened to me. I left with an empty wallet
I want to be just like nik..... :p
AlabamaCajun
06-03-05, 12:43 AM
You guys need professional help.
I resemble that remark!
This is just getting fun :D
ET shows up, borgs all our rigs, ignores us ans steals the cure.
"I was hearing voices, swim, in the li-quid skyyy" Queensryche Q2K.
I resemble that remark!
This is just getting fun :D
ET shows up, borgs all our rigs, ignores us ans steals the cure.
"I was hearing voices, swim, in the li-quid skyyy" Queensryche Q2K.
ET shows up and decides to disect all human beings and do expeiments to find a cure for his races illnesses. This is possible as it turns out humans are part of the missing link in ET's evelutionary chain...... :p
TollhouseFrank
06-03-05, 07:02 AM
i got an idea guys.... how about a 'trade off'.... if say.... all of us went over to seti for a month (not all of our machines... say... 1 machines each?).... then for a month back in return, each of the SETI guys would give us 1 machine (say... on Sub-Team SETI to keep easier track of it)..... for a month.... what do ya think?
SunRedRX7
06-03-05, 07:16 AM
This whole issue could be resolved when Folding@home releases their BOINC application.
I could re-do a home rig but I don't think we'd get that much out of it. We can always ask tho.
As for professional help I used to have fortune teller, physic, and a shaman come to me house for therapy. Afterwards we would play poker. I always lost. Its like...they knew what cards I had. I don't get it :(
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