Is your son a computer hacker?

qwertyuiop · May 29, 2005

http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

I found this article quite humorous and relevant to alot of us as OCForums.

I love the comments and people thinking they are jumping all over mistakes like a genius haha

SolidxSnake · May 29, 2005

VERY old.

But damned funny

AMD is evil, yeah *******! rofl

9mmCensor · May 29, 2005

Its satirical humour, and its also old.

Elif Tymes · May 29, 2005

It Don't compare with Dante.

But then again, nothing really does

Dreamstalker · May 29, 2005

I know a few people who would take something like this seriously

nealric · May 30, 2005

this has gotta be like the 5th time this has been posted here.

Sentential · May 30, 2005

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

ROFLMACOPTOR!

honhon · May 30, 2005

Sentential said:
ROFLMACOPTOR!

LOL

squasher · May 30, 2005

I bet my dad is sorry he bought me those "hacker manuals" now!

Crana · May 30, 2005

I'm scared of hackers because...
They hack into NASA 5%
They steal things 4%
They are violent sociopaths 4%
They use amphetamines and speed 7%
They help Osama Bin Laden 14%
They're un-American 5%
They smell bad 58%

Lmao!

lmfao at that AMD thing

g0dM@n · May 30, 2005

I hacked into NASA. I had a spaceship specially delivered overnight to my backyard on their credit card. Anyone wanna come for a ride?

threeme2189 · Jun 1, 2005

I DO ME ME ME!!!!
ROFLMAOCOPTOR

man that thing rox ma sox off!
even though its old.

m3x1c4nj3w · Jun 5, 2005

"Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL. These providers have a strict "No Hacking" policy, and take careful measures to ensure that your internet experience is enjoyable, educational and above all legal. If your child is becoming a hacker, one of his first steps will be to request a change to a more hacker friendly provider."

petteyg359 · Jun 5, 2005

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

"The Cathedral and the Bazaar" by Eric S. Raymond.

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers.

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system,
may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music,

some wear pacifiers around their necks

the infamous "Otaku" hacker association.

Great quotes. My shell account on ARPA SDF is on the otaku server. I'd love to see somebody with a pacifier around their neck so I could point and laugh all day. And of course, yesterday I used LAME to copy a CD that somebody in Egypt was playing right from their stereo.

petteyg359 · Jun 5, 2005

Actually, after reading some more of the articles on that site, I'm not that much amused by them as amazed at the stupidity of the authors. I realize they're meant to be 'funny', but they could at least try to vary their writing some... they're all the same over and over and over.

four4875 · Jun 5, 2005

i think the pacifier thing is associated with the raver crowd, as the rolls make them grit their teeth and it keeps them from ****in up the teeth. but im sure this is entirely a joke and dont really matter.

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