View Full Version : Joke? Or just plain Newbie...
SolidxSnake
07-24-05, 08:34 PM
http://www.angelfire.com/rings/judy_patch/
My god, I hope this is a joke. People in my school (who barely know how to navigate or type) know more than that...
Please tell me this is a joke.
"Main types of chips are Celeron, Pentium and A.M.D."
"HDDs have I.P. Addresses..."
:rofl:
maxxoverclocker
07-24-05, 08:40 PM
wow... just... wow.. lmao
BrutalDrew
07-24-05, 08:48 PM
This was already posted and I really do think it is a joke. I emailed here, but never got a reply either.
Nexus Realized
07-24-05, 08:53 PM
I mailed too, with no reply. I seriously hope its a joke.
Son1990
07-24-05, 08:57 PM
im on the floor....holy hell thats funny
TekeTorvo
07-24-05, 08:58 PM
Her facts are more accurate than the NY Times, and the LA Times put together.
SolidxSnake
07-24-05, 09:00 PM
Her facts are more accurate than the NY Times, and the LA Times put together.
LMFAO
trueplaya4ever8
07-24-05, 09:00 PM
I could have sworn something like that has been brought up before somewere. What a waste of space that website is. LOL.
dicecca112
07-24-05, 10:04 PM
yeah sandman100 I think brought this up last week.
SolidxSnake
07-24-05, 10:08 PM
Woops...
Still, lots of ppl didn't see them.
Exfoliate
07-24-05, 10:14 PM
Haha! That's the greatest, man if you were a total newb you migh start believing that stuff, scary though. She seems to have her CPU's and mobos horribly confused *shudders*
maxio098ui
07-24-05, 10:38 PM
i hope its a joke
fuzzba11
07-24-05, 11:17 PM
Wow, talk about noobdom. Picture of a mobo under the CPU section :rolleyes:
Yuriman
07-25-05, 12:13 AM
DDR2 which holds more data than normal DDR R.A.M.
LOL!!! I'm going to sleep.
scott d
07-25-05, 12:41 AM
Every Hard drive has a unique IP address. An IP address is used by the internet so the governmnet can keep track of you.
hahahhahaha
As I said in the last thread:
BEST. GUIDE. EVER.
damarble
07-25-05, 01:17 AM
Funny stuff. But I have a feeling she's serious!
{ace of spades}
07-25-05, 04:57 AM
**** thats funny "cpu, otherwise known as a motherboard"
Electron Chaser
07-25-05, 08:44 AM
OK so let me get this straight the next time I can't see my HDD I should try pinging it? LOL
and the CPU is the MB and Chip is the CPU apparently they are all one unit
Fathom1990
07-25-05, 08:54 AM
That just has to be a joke. No one can possibly be that stupid!
RIPSTER
07-25-05, 08:59 AM
maybe we are all wrong and shes right ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Central Programming Unit
the C.P.U. (or 'motherboard' as it is more commonly known)
People who write stuff like this usually die at birth because they cant figure out how to breath.
Definitely a joke :)
My HDD is on a 15,000mbps connection! (Roughly :D)
Ow? Is that after you burned it in or before?
:P
the adam
07-25-05, 10:27 AM
OMFG this person is horribly confused..... PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
Central Programming Unit... I think it is Central Processing Unit
A C.P.U.'s speed is measured by the amount of busses it has... Ok I am pretty sure a whole bunch of factors determine a CPU's Speed. Or maybe instead of speed she meant bandwidth.
The chip has many pins on its under-face... what about the Socket 775 CPU's
whenever you create a file, edit a document or make any similar changes, all this information is stored in your R.A.M. until you shut down, then it is transferred onto your HDD disk drive... UMM I think not
HDD disk drive... HDD stands for Hard disk drive, So its called a hard disk drive disk drive?
HDD Disk Drives or 'Hard Drives' are where all the computers data is stored when the computer is off... So I can pull out my hard drive when the computer is on and it can still run.
That way if someone is doing something illegal, such as hacking... Im pretty sure the correct term is cracking
stealing IP addresses is illegal and I will not be explaining how to do it here... man I wanted to know how to steal my hard drive ip *sarcasm*
There are three main types of chips, Celeron, Pentium and A.M.D. There are no distinct differences between the three... I won't even comment on this except that AMD is a company and not a "chip"
My name is Judy Patch and I have always been fascinated by computers [But don't know anything about them].
marro255
07-25-05, 10:38 AM
"it seems alot of you are asking for more information on computers, so I have decided to create an interactive CD-rom disc that will be available for order here on this site. One problem will be getting help starting this up, I am seeking help from my sons to help me create the disc before I can begin mass-production.
if any readers would be kind enough to donate towards the creation of this cdrom, your donations would be most appreciated. I will also host a list here containing a list of the most generous donators (donations of $2 plus)
once again, thankyou for your support and i will keep you updated on my progress
-Judith"
OH GOD PLEASE DONT PRODUCE A CD, and who the hell would ask her about computers??
Kill_A._Byte
07-25-05, 10:40 AM
Hmmmm a CPUs speed is measured by the amount of busses it has....
I wonder if thet is the regular Metro Bus or the yellow school bus.
Something tells me she rides to school on the small yellow bus with a hockey helmet on. :eh?:
{ace of spades}
07-25-05, 12:52 PM
The funny thing is, shes hoping to make money off that crap information.
Nexus Realized
07-25-05, 12:56 PM
Oh god, now she's trying to make money off this garbage, it has got to be a joke. Sad thing is...she'll probably profit from it.
OMFG this person is horribly confused..... PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
Central Programming Unit... I think it is Central Processing Unit
A C.P.U.'s speed is measured by the amount of busses it has... Ok I am pretty sure a whole bunch of factors determine a CPU's Speed. Or maybe instead of speed she meant bandwidth.
The chip has many pins on its under-face... what about the Socket 775 CPU's
whenever you create a file, edit a document or make any similar changes, all this information is stored in your R.A.M. until you shut down, then it is transferred onto your HDD disk drive... UMM I think not
HDD disk drive... HDD stands for Hard disk drive, So its called a hard disk drive disk drive?
HDD Disk Drives or 'Hard Drives' are where all the computers data is stored when the computer is off... So I can pull out my hard drive when the computer is on and it can still run.
That way if someone is doing something illegal, such as hacking... Im pretty sure the correct term is cracking
stealing IP addresses is illegal and I will not be explaining how to do it here... man I wanted to know how to steal my hard drive ip *sarcasm*
There are three main types of chips, Celeron, Pentium and A.M.D. There are no distinct differences between the three... I won't even comment on this except that AMD is a company and not a "chip"
My name is Judy Patch and I have always been fascinated by computers [But don't know anything about them].
LOL!
I saw all of these and was gonna mention them but saw yours. lol. HAHAHA. This chick is so stupid! My friend knows more! (and he thinks hard drives are still measured in megabytes)
just think how many hits that site has got to have
I think my brain just melted.
IF she can make money off that crap info, then we could probably be rich by compiling a massive 200 dvd disk compilation from overclocking, to modding, to water cooling, to phase change, to video cards, to networking. sheesh, we would be bloody rich.
Well, she updated her doantions page and aparrently people have sent her money.
A SUPER THANKS TO...
RANK NAME COUNTRY AMOUNT DONATED DATE
1 Kay Albrecht U.S.A. $25 25/7/05
2 Alan Strutt U.S.A. $9 25/7/05
3 Chris Balmac Australia $5 25/7/05
oh my god. how sad... how very sad... its like being at a funeral.
EDIT:
Funnies thing to me in this whole so called "Guide" is this part:
There are no distinct differences between the three, just different brands, although, Pentium is the most widely known and is suported by most, if not all, software companies.
HAHAHA.
Sshadow
07-25-05, 01:28 PM
So anyone got a great C.P.U that overclocks my chip to the stars, and allows me to use 12000000 ips on my HDD?
Maybe she explains it on her flashy cdrom (which i doubt it is, propably a floppy) :P
Naa, i feel sorry for her. Been holding back for so long now, she hasn't done her research and might have been deluded from a pranksite.
I feel sorry for those who, just got on the internet, surfs to her place and believes it all. Without questions asked.
Either a good joke or just a blueberry surfing the net.
//Christian
Joe Camel
07-25-05, 01:35 PM
from the linked sight:
25/7/05-UPDATE!!!
due to the large amount of emails I have revieved recently (400+) I will no longer be able to read or reply to all of your questions. My apologies for this but as a working mother of 3 I simply do not have the time to fulfill this task....
thank ghod shes not going to "help" anymore people... :rolleyes:
lol. Your too soft Sshadow.... you gotta make fun of her for her stupid information!
j/k. we should feel sorry for her. I bet you, her sons told her this info. Her sons are probably 10 years old.
Btw. I do have a great "C.P.U" it is called Intel NF7-S and it can overclock your celeron to about 8000 yellow busses but it can only allow 100000 ips on your hdd. i will sell it for 200 dollars. :)
ScottinIndy
07-25-05, 01:45 PM
Instead of $2 I think I will send her " The idiots guide to computers". Just trying to save her from a copyright infringement lawsuit.
Sshadow
07-25-05, 01:49 PM
I still somehow believe in the goodness of man *brain matter splattered all over the screen*
Oops, did i say that, i was going to be harsh on her, but thats not fun in this situation if she is a diehard believer its true.
For 200 i will let you have my 69996 ips D-drive, if you don't have the 200 i accept dingbats.
//Christian
Kevin007
07-25-05, 01:52 PM
lmao, that guide is so inaccurate, my 6 year old brother knows more :D
ShadowClock59
07-25-05, 02:05 PM
OMG. LMAO. And crying, I feel like all hope has been lost and pretty soon were gonna have dumbasses working at your local hardware store that use that to go by. I am honestly saddened by this. This has put me in a depression so massive I may never recover.
stealing IP addresses is illegal and I will not be explaining how to do it here.
Please. Please explain as I want to here it from a true professional. This is by far the funniest part of the entire guide IMO. This made me so happy.
I cant wait till they release DDB CPU's( double decker busses for the Central Programming Unit.) LOL OMG OMG OMG. Im about to email her.....
DaWiper
07-25-05, 02:18 PM
Amazing... just amazing. I hope she start her own forum soon. I have som sticky material right here for her:
Low ping:
---------
When shopping for a new computer you should (in the store) tap the case with your fingernail and if you get a low ping sound you instantly know that this is a good computer for the internet.
Static ip:
---------
Static ip is a ip charged with electrisity so that when the evil cracker-hackers try to steal your hd (and you ip) they will get shocked. Static ip is better than dynamic because of this.
Hmm.... This is gold, I better write this down. :D
/\/\
LOL. GREAT TIPS!
Gonna keep that in mind the next time i buy a comp. Just finished tapping mine up and it looks like i haev crap internet.
For 200 i will let you have my 69996 ips D-drive, if you don't have the 200 i accept dingbats.
WOW! 6996! I'll take it. do you accept wingdings? i can give you 50 wingdings and my C.P.U
mista ting
07-25-05, 04:56 PM
olololl
PerlAddict
07-25-05, 05:10 PM
Somebody needs to hack that website and just put a friendly message on it reading: "Note: All information listed on this site is credited to me as a personal discovery in the fields of electronics and microcomputers. It should also be noted that I was drinking heavily at the time I made these discoveries."
And thankfully you won't have to worry about getting caught, because she'll be trying to track down your harddrive's IP address for the next several ... lifetimes.
Kill_A._Byte
07-25-05, 05:58 PM
I'd hate to see her try to setup a firewall...
She'd prolly burn her house down :mad:
i think i'll try to hack it..
lol. j/k
Nexus Realized
07-25-05, 06:17 PM
She would be a perfect candidate for working at bestbuy's Geek squad.
Reminds me of the lady who walked into one of our local computer stores with an ancient CRT monitor in hand and wanted to know why she couldn't get onto the internet with it...
Exfoliate
07-25-05, 07:52 PM
Or those that apply the mouse directly to the screen, or even worse say "Turn on", and when nothing happens "turn on, please", no joke nursing homes are scary places.
hahah yea that better be a joke u should hear the people where i work talk about it
one guy thinks he knows everything everyone goes to him for advice, like yea so that will just dl it right into your software and unzip it, o yea and then some of the cable modems are are like 120 dollars but theyre routers too, but u can plug in other stuff into them, theyre called "peripherals"
i think he kinda gets it, but he doesnt translate well, its really funny to listen to
marro255
07-25-05, 10:48 PM
And thankfully you won't have to worry about getting caught, because she'll be trying to track down your harddrive's IP address for the next several ... lifetimes.
Hilarious :clap:
lukeman89
07-26-05, 12:08 AM
i think a mod should sticky that guide!!!!!! that would definitley make my day
ShadowClock59
07-26-05, 12:48 AM
She would be a perfect candidate for working at bestbuy's Geek squad.
Omg. I couldnt have said it better myself. Sparing the few that know what there doing, the Geek Squad is a joke.
Cap'n Pedro
07-26-05, 06:26 AM
Oh! I nearly choked from laughing.
And I e-mailed her to tell her that.
This seriously has to be a joke, though. Nobody with access to the internet could be that retarded. Oh man. I'm printing this to take to school...
It reminds me of my IT teacher going on about how great Windows XP is and how you can make it look like whatever you want by right-clicking on the desktop and clicking on properties. Someone askes is you can change the start button and she looks around for about 2 minutes then says no. So I say something along the lines of "Yes you can, use Resource Hacker to change the bitmaps and string tables of explorer.exe. then boot into another OS and replace explorer.exe with your new one." To which she replies "OMG!111!!!111 the answer is NO, hax0ring is illegal, I heard the word 'hacker', just shutup!!!1!!!!!eleven!!!!"£"!!!"&&^£^%!111one!" and I was like "Yeah...."
Well, it sounded funnier in my head!
ghettocomp
07-26-05, 06:42 AM
BWA HA HA AH HA-LMAO-BWAHAAHAHAH
*catches breath - looks again*.....
BWAHAAHAHAH--BWA HA HA AH HA-LMAO-....ROFL!!!
ShadowClock59
07-26-05, 07:43 AM
Oh! I nearly choked from laughing.
And I e-mailed her to tell her that.
This seriously has to be a joke, though. Nobody with access to the internet could be that retarded. Oh man. I'm printing this to take to school...
It reminds me of my IT teacher going on about how great Windows XP is and how you can make it look like whatever you want by right-clicking on the desktop and clicking on properties. Someone askes is you can change the start button and she looks around for about 2 minutes then says no. So I say something along the lines of "Yes you can, use Resource Hacker to change the bitmaps and string tables of explorer.exe. then boot into another OS and replace explorer.exe with your new one." To which she replies "OMG!111!!!111 the answer is NO, hax0ring is illegal, I heard the word 'hacker', just shutup!!!1!!!!!eleven!!!!"£"!!!"&&^£^%!111one!" and I was like "Yeah...."
Well, it sounded funnier in my head!
HAHAHAHA, sounded pretty damn funny to me, probably because my IT teacher is the same way :santa: :) :burn:
I think I ended up teaching our class how to make a webpage, lol, and her to.
SolidxSnake
07-26-05, 01:39 PM
HAHAHAHA, sounded pretty damn funny to me, probably because my IT teacher is the same way :santa: :) :burn:
I think I ended up teaching our class how to make a webpage, lol, and her to.
It's people like you that inspire retards like the author of this article to make webpages showing their blatant stupidity LMFAO
I like the little piece on the government keeping track of us. I'd bet the government is watching her from a spy plane too.
ShadowClock59
07-26-05, 11:01 PM
It's people like you that inspire retards like the author of this article to make webpages showing their blatant stupidity LMFAO
LMAO. Trust me, I didnt teach *DumBitch* how to make a web page, and I doubt that my teacher understood it at all. She told us she was gonna teach our class how to make a web page, the whole class laughed. Told us to use DREAMFREAKINGWEAVER and read the tutorial, she never once tought us how to make one. Both of my webpage projects were done using notepad and only notepad, i never even opened dreamweaver.
She ended up deciding that I had copied the HTML from someone elses sight. lol.
Doesnt bother me that much though. Shes damn hot.
subtotal
07-27-05, 02:11 AM
HDD disk drive... HDD stands for Hard disk drive, So its called a hard disk drive disk drive?
i've encountered this before, it's called RAS(Redundant Acronym Syndrome) syndrome
lmao, that guide is so inaccurate, my 6 year old brother knows more :D
heck my dad knows more. no, wait, he doesn't...
shes great that info coupled with the knowledge of the OCforums has helped me overclock my 700busses central programming unit to a 1000busses cpu, with a pinmod of course, and ps i found a way to change your hds IP, pm me for details.
pps i had to raise my east bridge voltage to 17kwatts
Cap'n Pedro
07-27-05, 05:34 AM
Oh, and she won't tell us how to steal IPs, but I will;
Open your one-click-to-'hack'-I'm-a-dumbass-script-kiddie program, enter the IP 127.0.0.1 and click on 'hax0r th1s ip'. It's freaking amazing.
:-/
LMFAO!!!!
Imagine if she told people how to overclock their "chip" :eek:
SolidxSnake
07-27-05, 09:57 AM
LMFAO!!!!
Imagine if she told people how to overclock their "chip" :eek:
I don't know why, but that was very... strange? :shrug: :D
Oh, and she won't tell us how to steal IPs, but I will;
Open your one-click-to-'hack'-I'm-a-dumbass-script-kiddie program, enter the IP 127.0.0.1 and click on 'hax0r th1s ip'. It's freaking amazing.
Yeah dude! It's like euphoria for your computer!
crazy11
07-27-05, 12:33 PM
When it says "Press Any Key" she would look for the "Any" key.
the adam
07-27-05, 12:49 PM
Some hackers however, have found ways to steal peoples IP address by using special virusses called trojan horses Nice job spelling viruses and once I get your ip I can.... i can.... do nothing. But maybe if I used a trojan horse to get into you computer I could steal your credit card info (No I think I can do much more with an ip address) Also Trojan Horses arn't viruses.
God someone needs to tell her about webopedia.com
EDIT: and those ppl that donated money probably payed her to shut down her webpage... but she couldn't figure out how to because her knowledge of computers is so substantial
Cap'n Pedro
07-27-05, 12:50 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the plural of 'virus' 'virii'?
the adam
07-27-05, 12:55 PM
Screw the formalities. Who says virii when talking about multiple computer viruses?
EDIT: has anyone tried emailing her gmail account (judypatchorders@gmail.com)
EDIT #2: I think "virii", "viri", and "viruses" are all acceptable
BrutalDrew
07-27-05, 01:19 PM
LMAO. Trust me, I didnt teach *DumBitch* how to make a web page, and I doubt that my teacher understood it at all. She told us she was gonna teach our class how to make a web page, the whole class laughed. Told us to use DREAMFREAKINGWEAVER and read the tutorial, she never once tought us how to make one. Both of my webpage projects were done using notepad and only notepad, i never even opened dreamweaver.
She ended up deciding that I had copied the HTML from someone elses sight. lol.
Doesnt bother me that much though. Shes damn hot.
I had a teacher just last year for web design. She never had any idea what she was talking about and always needed her book when helping others because she didn't know HTML at all really.
I made my whole entire layout in Photoshop and sliced it and she accused me of copieing it from another site. I even had to show here the PSD and everything.
My story is not that interesting, but I thought I would share...
Cap'n Pedro
07-27-05, 01:31 PM
Screw the formalities. Who says virii when talking about multiple computer viruses?Who says 'whom'? I do, sometimes....
EDIT: has anyone tried emailing her gmail account (judypatchorders@gmail.com)Yes.
EDIT #2: I think "virii", "viri", and "viruses" are all acceptableI agree.
the adam
07-27-05, 01:34 PM
Ok I just remebered the who whom rule thing.... arrg i hate english
Mr.Guvernment
07-27-05, 01:52 PM
this is insanelol we should contact angelfire to have thiss site shut down joke or not
as I said, reading that site killed off a lot of brain cells.
Cheator
07-27-05, 02:12 PM
lol. I want her CD...
as I said, reading that site killed off a lot of brain cells.
Yea. i like... can't even understand how to plug in this fan anymore. or how to reseat the heatsink on my motherboard.. WTF????!!?!?!?one. help me?
Exfoliate
07-27-05, 03:07 PM
EDIT: has anyone tried emailing her gmail account (judypatchorders@gmail.com)
Actually a lot of people have but apparently she's all bogged down now as she's a working mom with a lot of e[hate]mail so she can't respond to your "questions." Gee I hope we didn't hurt her feelings:(
Dreamstalker
07-27-05, 03:07 PM
*brain escapes via ear and hides under the desk in terror*
OMFG...bwahahahahaaa. I knew more than her when I had my first 386 box... Some of this does remind me of things my C++ instructor has said, which is truly terrifying.
I am vaguely contemplating ordering that CD just to see what kind of crap is on it...does she even know how to burn CDs, ya think? (probably puts them in the oven)
Yea. lets order one! Someone can then post it up on the site for download, im sure its not more than 5 dollars. And im sure we won't et in trouble for putting it up for download... or will we?
ShadowClock59
07-27-05, 05:04 PM
Haha. Wow, thats bad. I would say thats a bad idea. But now that I think about, shes selling false information, ABOUT COMPUTERS, that makes it so much worse! Go ahead and do it. But I had nothing to do with it :cool: .
Or you could just email her and ask her to politely stfu.
subtotal
07-27-05, 05:32 PM
i'm surprised she doesn't tell people to take their pc to a doctor when it gets a virus... :D
After a 'incident' in the Computer science dept at college, I 'volunteered' many hours to a prof, who also taught at a local community college. One duty was to count the scores of tests for him and Ms Patch here would be a high flyer in the fundamental Computing class. This was the class for people who needed to learn what a mouse was and do quizs on basic mouse movements. I wish I photocopied some old papers so I could post them here.
Looking at her website I think Ms Patch is in semester #2 she now knows the mouse and keyboard and very basic windows and now learning the internet. My guess is she was told to answer some question on computering and post her answers on a website. Later in the class she was asked to link paypal to the website maybe for extra credit!!!
Good luck Ms Patch and may your 3 kids grow up normal.
Dreamstalker
07-27-05, 08:33 PM
That's right...she has already bred...so this is what I get to do with my degree, educate the morons? Yay. Or, mis-educate to clear the gene pool, as the case may be... :p
It also sounds like she was in an earlier semester of my school's CMS 101 (taught by the selfsame idiot who teaches C++ and database management)...can't believe I was the only person in that class who had ever seen a mobo and knew what the command line was and how to use it (I shudder to think what may be on that site if she knew of the existence of DOS).
Wow. She must be hot. OR the dude she married is also pretty computer dumb.
@ Skotti: Are you serious???? i could probably get an A+++! Geez. Man, I am going into IT next year in my highschool, i wonder if the teachers are as dumb as you say they are....
Cheator
07-28-05, 07:16 AM
Well I took a chance and added her to my MSN. She actually added me back, but I don't suggest you guys try it. Here is the convo I just had with her. I wanted to hold back any rude comments until I saw this 'update' of hers. Christ I can't wait. She wants money, bad.
__________________________________________________ _____________
Session Start (*****:Judy - site updated! accepting donations judy-patch.tk): Thu Jul 28 08:02:17 2005
[08:02] Cheator: Ms. Patch?
[08:02] Judy - site updated! accepting donations judy-patch.tk: hello there
[08:02] Cheator: Hi. Are you busy?
[08:03] Judy - site updated! accepting donations judy-patch.tk: not at the moment
[08:03] Cheator: Ah. I just wanted to talk to you about your tutorial online.
[08:03] Judy - site updated! accepting donations judy-patch.tk: oh i see
[08:03] Judy - site updated! accepting donations judy-patch.tk: do you need help?
[08:03] Cheator: Well in a way
[08:04] Cheator: I don't mean to offend, but I have an issue with the site. You see, most.. if not all of the information in the tutorial is innacurate
[08:04] Judy - site updated! accepting donations judy-patch.tk: i have been told its a bit outdated
[08:04] Judy - site updated! accepting donations judy-patch.tk: but i plan to update it and fix any errors
[08:04] Judy - site updated! accepting donations judy-patch.tk: i am also releasing an interractive cd rom
[08:05] Cheator: I understand but hear me out for a second
[08:05] Judy - site updated! accepting donations judy-patch.tk: i am accepting paypal donations for the cds in anyone would like to help
[08:07] Cheator: I am aware of this, yes. However my concern is that people will get misinformed from this website and your CD. I actually went through your entire site and, in all honesty, without holding back, all of it is not correct. CPU stands for CEntral Processing unit. It is not the 'big thing' in the computer. That is the motherboard. What you call a chip is actually the CPU, Pentium Celeron and AMD are not the 3 types of CPUS, nore are they separate brands...the list goes on. While you dont have to beleive me I can certainly show you in wikipedia if you like.
[08:07] Cheator: I am sure if you corrected the site you would sell more CDs
[08:07] Judy - site updated! accepting donations judy-patch.tk: thankyou, ia ppreciate your concern, and agree, that is why i am updating my site :)
[08:08] Cheator: Alright. Well I look forward to seeing the updates then. Thanks for your time.
[08:08] Judy - site updated! accepting donations judy-patch.tk: thankyou
[08:09] Judy - site updated! accepting donations judy-patch.tk: and if you or any friends would like to donate, i would appreciate it alot and i will publish the names on the website
[08:09] Cheator: I will certainly ask, though, I am afriad I will have to wait for the update to do so. I have to make sure the information is accurate of course. You understand.
[08:10] Judy - site updated! accepting donations judy-patch.tk: thankyou
__________________________________________________ _______________
You'd think that if someone came to you and said "Your entire site is wrong" you would say something like "I am aware of this and all new information is being posted" but... why would she tell me she is just 'updating'? It must be to fix that part about hackers :). I am so getting a CD when she puts it out.
Cap'n Pedro
07-28-05, 07:19 AM
Man, she really wants money...
The worst part is the pact that she doesn't seem to care too much.
It really is scary how misinformed people can be, but I think it's scarier that she thought she was so well educated that it was her duty to share her 'knowledge' with other people. The internet is a scary place.
Cheator
07-28-05, 08:10 AM
Too much time at work = http://judypatchisanidiot.tk/index.html
Cap'n Pedro
07-28-05, 08:15 AM
Haha I love the biography!
In the spring of 1982, she married her one and true love, Joseph patch, her older brother by 2 years, after he lost a bet to a rich New York senator. The happy couple settled in Springfield, Alabama. Joseph got a job in a brothel, and Mary became a successful nothing.
I had a feeling her family tree might have been a circle...
ScottinIndy
07-28-05, 08:44 AM
Man, she really wants money...
The worst part is the pact that she doesn't seem to care too much.
It really is scary how misinformed people can be, but I think it's scarier that she thought she was so well educated that it was her duty to share her 'knowledge' with other people. The internet is a scary place.
No the really scary part is that in about a year she will probably be on T.V doing infomercials with "satisfied" customers!
" Using Judy's keen insight we finally appreciated the importance of lapping our heatsink, We take turns so our tongue's don't get blistered"
" Our computer came with onboard graphics, However we never could see the little screen inside the computer on the grandmother board, Luckily she told us about graphics cards, Now we can make multi colored graphs and see them on our computers T.V. screen."
" Our computer has never sounded better, Once we were able to find the little 5.1" speaker that takes advantage of our Songblaster card. Someday we will upgrade to the 7.1" speaker"
" I had a helluva time installing windows on my computer, However I must admit once I got some nice looking blinds it looks great! Thanks Judy"
Enablingwolf
07-28-05, 08:48 AM
I think when she wrote the information on her web page there was a slight EBCAK.
Cheator
07-28-05, 09:20 AM
Plenty of ID10T errors
SolidxSnake
07-28-05, 09:38 AM
No the really scary part is that in about a year she will probably be on T.V doing infomercials with "satisfied" customers!
" Using Judy's keen insight we finally appreciated the importance of lapping our heatsink, We take turns so our tongue's don't get blistered"
" Our computer came with onboard graphics, However we never could see the little screen inside the computer on the grandmother board, Luckily she told us about graphics cards, Now we can make multi colored graphs and see them on our computers T.V. screen."
" Our computer has never sounded better, Once we were able to find the little 5.1" speaker that takes advantage of our Songblaster card. Someday we will upgrade to the 7.1" speaker"
" I had a helluva time installing windows on my computer, However I must admit once I got some nice looking blinds it looks great! Thanks Judy"
LMFAO
Oh man, thats a good site :D
Exfoliate
07-28-05, 10:04 AM
Wow! Hahaha:p, that's the greatest dude, I love the site, that picture is quite amusing.
ShadowClock59
07-28-05, 12:05 PM
Too much time at work = http://judypatchisanidiot.tk/index.html
Wow, you really did a good job keeping your cool and keeping the laughter out of your convo with her, good job. She may be a little retarded you its good you went easy on her, LOL.
Cheator
07-28-05, 12:11 PM
When she asked if I needed help I was SOO tempted to ask for something... I would have posted it on Computer Stupidities for sure!
Cheator
08-04-05, 01:04 PM
Rumour has it that her MSN account was hacked. Her MSN name was apparently chagned from "Website updated! now accepting donations judy-patch.tk" to MSN Name: If you hate judy patch donate to hacker boy at glock13_2004@hotmail.com "Paypal now accepted"
Also... http://www.angelfire.com/rings/judy_patch/ He updated her website. I guess he hacked her Hard drive's IP.
Kill_A._Byte
08-04-05, 01:43 PM
LOL OMG Damn Haxors :p
I think I'll send him $0.50
SolidxSnake
08-04-05, 04:09 PM
Rumour has it that her MSN account was hacked. Her MSN name was apparently chagned from "Website updated! now accepting donations judy-patch.tk" to MSN Name: If you hate judy patch donate to hacker boy at glock13_2004@hotmail.com "Paypal now accepted"
Also... http://www.angelfire.com/rings/judy_patch/ He updated her website. I guess he hacked her Hard drive's IP.
What website? You call that unworthy chunk of noob's bloated HTML a webpage? Disgrace.
:D
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