[NEWS]Microsoft CEO: 'I'm going to f---ing kill Google'

[kayson]

Found on AnandTech:

The ever colorful Steve Ballmer is never at a loss for words. It appears that Google is the target of his latest frustrations:

After learning Lucovsky was leaving to take a job at Google, Ballmer picked up his chair and hurled it across his office, according to the declaration.

Ballmer then pejoratively berated Google CEO Eric Schmidt, Lucovsky recalled.

"I'm going to f---ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again," the declaration quotes Ballmer. "I'm going to f---ing kill Google."

Full Article (http://www.smh.com.au/news/technology/microsoft-ceo-im-going-to-fing-kill-google/2005/09/03/1125302772214.html)

[Mr.Guvernment]

ahahaha

i lvoe seeing this top end exec's losing it - almost shows you they are really human after all :d

[9mmCensor]

* Ballmer Opens IE
* IE Crashes
* Ballmer tries again
* IE Opens
* Ballmer opens www.search.msn.com
* Ballmer searches, "How to kill Google?"
* Yeilds 0 results
* Ballmer searches, "How to destroy Google?"
* Yeilds 1 result on penis enlargment
* Ballmer searches, "How to hack Google?"
* Yeilds 1 result on The Collected Works of Allen Ginsberg
* Ballmer looks around to make sure he is alone and not being watched
* Ballmer goes to www.google.com and searches, "How to kill Google?"
* Yeilds 10,567 results in 0.67 seconds, and the first result describes, all of Googles weaknesses, and how to exploit them to destroy them both technologically and financially, and finally physically.

[perfectturmoil]

* Ballmer Opens IE
* IE Crashes
* Ballmer tries again
* IE Opens
* Ballmer opens www.search.msn.com
* Ballmer searches, "How to kill Google?"
* Yeilds 0 results
* Ballmer searches, "How to destroy Google?"
* Yeilds 1 result on penis enlargment
* Ballmer searches, "How to hack Google?"
* Yeilds 1 result on The Collected Works of Allen Ginsberg
* Ballmer looks around to make sure he is alone and not being watched
* Ballmer goes to www.google.com and searches, "How to kill Google?"
* Yeilds 10,567 results in 0.67 seconds, and the first result describes, all of Googles weaknesses, and how to exploit them to destroy them both technologically and financially, and finally physically.


*Votes for sticky* ;-]

[Sentential]

* Ballmer Opens IE
* IE Crashes
* Ballmer tries again
* IE Opens
* Ballmer opens www.search.msn.com
* Ballmer searches, "How to kill Google?"
* Yeilds 0 results
* Ballmer searches, "How to destroy Google?"
* Yeilds 1 result on penis enlargment
* Ballmer searches, "How to hack Google?"
* Yeilds 1 result on The Collected Works of Allen Ginsberg
* Ballmer looks around to make sure he is alone and not being watched
* Ballmer goes to www.google.com and searches, "How to kill Google?"
* Yeilds 10,567 results in 0.67 seconds, and the first result describes, all of Googles weaknesses, and how to exploit them to destroy them both technologically and financially, and finally physically.

Priceless....

[khiloa]

No wonder I use Linux. ;)

[shellshock]

lol, I could see balmer doing this, after watching the monkey dance video, I can see he gets exited very easly lol

If you havent seen the video, here ya go...

http://www.ntk.net/ballmer/mirrors.html

[threeme2189]

* Ballmer Opens IE
* IE Crashes
* Ballmer tries again
* IE Opens
* Ballmer opens www.search.msn.com
* Ballmer searches, "How to kill Google?"
* Yeilds 0 results
* Ballmer searches, "How to destroy Google?"
* Yeilds 1 result on penis enlargment
* Ballmer searches, "How to hack Google?"
* Yeilds 1 result on The Collected Works of Allen Ginsberg
* Ballmer looks around to make sure he is alone and not being watched
* Ballmer goes to www.google.com and searches, "How to kill Google?"
* Yeilds 10,567 results in 0.67 seconds, and the first result describes, all of Googles weaknesses, and how to exploit them to destroy them both technologically and financially, and finally physically.


2nd for sticky!
genius...

btw spell checker is t3h 1337

[Zulu-1]

9mm... that was pure genius.....

[sunrunner20]

R O T F L M A O! Wow, thats great! :p

[willybeef]

pls make sticky, thats great :D

[dark_15]

Feeling Lucky? (http://news.com.com/Court+docs+Ballmer+vowed+to+kill+Google/2100-1014_3-5846243.html)

:D

[David]

I love Gentoo.
</linux elitist>