You have five minutes to kill (Yourself)

[Oni]

http://www.adultswim.com/games/fiveMinutes/index.html

The goal is to kill yourself with common objects found around the office. You only have 5 minutes to do so, so hop to it!

My best time is 4:01.

[Blankfile]

02:41 on my first try :) i'm so good at dying!


great fun game btw

[CGR]

Hah... I couldnt kill myself....

[kayson]

Am I the only one that thinks this is slightly creepy?

[CGR]

Not so creepy when you work in a corporate environment :)

[Gabkicks]

i was unable to move when i got attacked by weasels :(

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i was unable to move when i got attacked by weasels :(
After they all hit you you can
What is the largest % ppl have found the shark ?

[ShadowPho]

I got it stuck in under 20 seconds.

[Mr. Roboto]

I got stuck at the supply counter thing my first try.

[blueswitch]

somebody get me gamepad support

[Springbok]

I nuked myself with 1 second to go :D

[Oni]

Am I the only one that thinks this is slightly creepy?

Not if you've worked in an office environment ;)

What is the largest % ppl have found the shark ?

I found the shark. He deals 30% damage!

[Vipersfate]

A bit of an addicting game! Thanks for the post!

[BigFoofieMan]

I wasnt able to do it on my first try, set it right on my second.

[MEMex]

This game is Epic

[David_N]

That is quite entertaining. 1:58 on my second try : )

[OCnewbee]

WTF???? Blahahahahahahahahaha thats great.

[Surfrider77]

The game wont load for me here at work. :bang head

[Seven]

Still loading, lets see how this works.

[Oni]

My new best is 2:23. Getting better :)

/me staples himself with his Swingline.

[Shell]

How much damage does the microwave do if you're right in front of it?
I missed it twice. :(

Also... what the hell? Some guy smote me with the fist of God and hit my weak point for massive damage, %20.

But why not just go upstairs and jump out the window...

[hotrod469]

Thanks, I like it.

[Oni]

My new best time is 1:47! Yeah, baby!

I think the key is to not speak to anybody. Just go about the office hurting yourself but don't talk to anybody to do it. You get better times that way I find.

[Kasso]

wow, what a weird game

[Omsion]

1:00 flat (aka 60 seconds to kill myself)
=P

[damarble]

I nuked myself with 1 second to go :D

Same :D I didn't think I was going to make it then I found the paper shredder and died at 4:59 :p.

[FrEaK44]

i killed myself in 1:58

[Captain Helghas]

Where's the shark? Edit: Oh now I see how the elevator works. Neat.

[ShadowPho]

I bet if Oni posts a tic tac toe game we would still find it entertaining! :D

[Dak9767]

I did it on the second try in 3:47.

[David_N]

What does the hair dryer in the washroom do? I can't get it to work...


I love the Pinata!

[Oni]

What does the hair dryer in the washroom do? I can't get it to work...

You have to go to the open stall in the top-right corner of the washroom and use it. That floods the bathroom. Once the water is underneath the hand drier, use it, and it'll electrocute you.

[acompdude]

3:59 on first try. Got the weasels and the shark then nuked myself then managed to find the bathroom and the hand dryer. Lastly drank the mop water, threw up, and died. Lol. Awsome addicting little game.

[Nebuchadnazzar]

Kinda creepy there's a clown with a machete in the closed bathroom stall. Too bad the game isn't bigger, i want more!

[SuperDave1685]

lmao... this game is freaking great... I love it! not too good at it though.. took me 4.31 to die..

[Slimmy]

First try 3:56. Have to try a few more times.

Am I the only one that finds this a bit disturbing?

[dfonda]

4:55 found the shark finished off with the microwave.

Favorite was when you become a human Pinata.

[kiltz]

about 5 of you guys have said "dont you find this game a bit disturbing" well yea! of course :P
3:55 1st try

[Sheepeeshaun]

3:46 I suck at dying :(

[Sjaak]

lol, 20s left. life is soo interesting