New Ballin 50-Cent Game! Hell Yeah! (56k) [Archive]

View Full Version : New Ballin 50-Cent Game! Hell Yeah! (56k)

Hazaro

03-27-08, 12:27 AM

No really. I want to play this. I will either be laughing my ass off or enjoying my self immensely, I mean... Who doesn't want to hold dual Uzi's sideways blind-firing over your shoulder in glorious Unreal Engine?

But really, I can't wait for this.

Trailer!: http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/14242591/50-cent-blood-in-the-sand/videos/50Cent_BOTS_042408.html

-=STORY=-

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Short Version: 50 Cent goes to preform in the Middle East, crowd loves it, manager doesn't pay cash and instead gives 50 a NATIONAL TREASURED SACRED DIAMOND ENCRUSTED SKULL. 50 then gets ambushed and has the skull stolen from him, and he has to go get it back (Because it's minez).

Long Version: 50 and G-Unit are putting on a sold-out performance somewhere in a fictional Middle Eastern setting. This is where the 'blood on the sand' comes in. They put on the performance; the people are pleased, but the concert promoter stiffs them and doesn't give 50 and G-Unit their payment.

So, of course, 50 isn't going to leave until he gets paid, so he hassles the concert promoter, [saying] if he doesn't come up with the money now, there will be consequences. And instead, the promoter offers him a very valuable gift – something that's valuable to this particular country – a diamond encrusted skull.

So 50 gets the skull, and as he's about to leave this war-torn country, when they're ambushed and the skull is taken. They escape the ambush, but they're without the skull. So 50's motivated to get what belongs to him. So basically, throughout the game, he's trying to track these people down and find out who they are and why he was ambushed.

-=Features=-
-Unreal Engine 3
-Blind-fire over cover
-Shooting over your shoulder
-Hug walls
-DUAL WIELD UZIS
-Jump in Co-Op
-Sequel to THE BEST SELLING GANGSTER RAPPER GAME OF ALL TIME "50 Cent BULLETPROOF" which has sold 2.5 million copies.

-=Images=-

http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/862/862387/50-cent-blood-on-the-sand-20080326053804805.jpg
http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/862/862387/50-cent-blood-on-the-sand-20080326053757930.jpg
http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/862/862387/50-cent-blood-on-the-sand-20080326053749602.jpg
http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/862/862387/50-cent-blood-on-the-sand-20080326053752915.jpg
http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/862/862387/50-cent-blood-on-the-sand-20080326053942648.jpg

*If pics go down blame IGN.

Albaholic

03-27-08, 12:47 AM

Sweet :rolleyes:

Red_LightRanger

03-27-08, 12:54 AM

lmao he goes to the middle east to perform and then ends up killing all the terrorists right?? what a horrible horrible game! I hope they dont sell a single copy :)
Sorry i cant stand rap.. especially fifty cent!...

Tyranos

03-27-08, 01:00 AM

Oh my god.

I'm glad so many man hours are devoted to making some ass clown's ego grow even larger. What's next, 50 cent in a Marine base on Mars? 50 cent vs. The Combine? 50 cent in a diamond encrusted nano suit?

This could be the comedy game of the year, well worth the 40-50 (dollars?). I mean, how much more hilarious can it get? Two goofy looking morons with dual Desert Eagles and bling bling battling it out with Qa‘idat al-Jihad in the streets? I wonder if they'll speed around in an H2 with 26's straight through Ninveh province, blowing up waves of VBIED's with Glocks and Tek9's.

thideras

03-27-08, 01:07 AM

Oh my god.

I'm glad so many man hours are devoted to making some ass clown's ego grow even larger.QFT

This is one game I will buy to break in half.

redrumy3

03-27-08, 01:29 AM

QFT

This is one game I will buy to break in half.
wouldnt even buy it to do that lol

thideras

03-27-08, 01:33 AM

wouldnt even buy it to do that lolYou get more satisfaction that way :)

rainless

03-27-08, 01:45 AM

The only guy who could possibly pull this off is also the only rapper who's never had a game: BUSTA RHYMES! (and no... Space Jam don't count.)

Krome

03-27-08, 01:54 AM

I would have voted for "Lame" if it was available.

da_spork

03-27-08, 02:56 AM

aaaahahahahahahahaha

I can't stop laughing. Oh man, this is good. Real good.

hahaha

And of course it's the middle east. I mean, where else would the US be heavily involved right now hahahaha

technoViking

03-27-08, 03:52 AM

lol horrible!!

if it was Mr. T I would salute the game, but christ, 50 cents, MR T OWNS 50 CENTS!

in a death match Mr T could just look at him and 50 cent would explode.

I pitty the fool who buys this game.

noxqzs

03-27-08, 12:42 PM

this is one game Jack Thompson would proabably be scared to go after.

VinnyTAMU

03-27-08, 12:53 PM

There is one reason and one reason only as to why I would buy this game, can anyone say dual wield deagles!!!!!!!!

Also dual wield Uzi's as if one Uzi by its self wasn't inaccurate enough.

G3F0RC3<>R4D30N

03-27-08, 12:59 PM

I will give you a whole dollar to stop these games...

I can see it now, just hopping around listening to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gezbcvl_tY), with stereotypical sayings... I would LMFAO...

technoViking

03-27-08, 12:59 PM

There is one reason and one reason only as to why I would buy this game, can anyone say dual wield deagles!!!!!!!!

Also dual wield Uzi's as if one Uzi by its self wasn't inaccurate enough.

LOLLLLLLL if 1 uzi wasn't enough, christ they should strap a rocket launcher to his back.

blueswitch

03-27-08, 01:00 PM

QFT

This is one game I will buy to break in half.

I'd be too embarrassed to get through the checkout.

FudgeNuggets

03-27-08, 01:11 PM

This is rap music grasping at straws to stay relevant..... have you listened to any of the formerly "hip-hop" radio stations. The new music they're playing sounds more like 80s stuff and I like it. Then again, there were people that liked that dumb Def-Jam game.

Hardin

03-27-08, 02:31 PM

No, just no.

Seven

03-27-08, 02:45 PM

A few facts need to be checked here:

-Tupac is still the number one selling rap artist. And he's DEAD.
-While hip hop and rap sales are going down, you're missing the point that underground hip hop is surging in popularity, but again, it's stuff people mostly don't know about.

Okay with that out of the way:

THIS GAME LOOKS SO FUNNY

I really don't know what to say. It's going to end up looking like a bad Gears of War, but it will make for an awesomely fun rental.

csm11

03-27-08, 02:51 PM

Just watch this game get Game of the Year at those stupid SpikeTV awards.

reclaimer122

03-27-08, 02:58 PM

OMG DUDE 50 CENT IS MY HERO HE IS DEFENDING DA HOOD!

lol... please. Me and my friend used to laugh so much at Bulletproof. Every time we stopped in a GameStop or something we would yell "Bulletproof" in a really deep, enthusiastic voice. Still not sure if people thought we were serious or not :)

Kunaak

03-27-08, 05:26 PM

easily one of the cheesiest videogame ideas ever concieved.

reminds me of games like 7-up, and the Burger King games.

Diddyu

03-27-08, 05:29 PM

Oh my god.

I'm glad so many man hours are devoted to making some no-talent ass clown's ego grow even larger.

:beer:

Hazaro

03-27-08, 05:43 PM

Sequel to THE BEST SELLING GANGSTER RAPPER GAME OF ALL TIME

I don't think Tupac had a game that sold 2.5 million.

Trailers and teasers should be coming soon.

jcw122

03-27-08, 05:55 PM

At least the model of the AK-10x is pretty accurate lol.

Niku-Sama

03-27-08, 06:29 PM

lame

iaacp

03-27-08, 07:08 PM

I think I speak for the world when I say... this is awesome. The Snakes on a Plane of video games.

gigabit

03-27-08, 08:03 PM

I hate rap i hate 50 cent.Long live Heavy Metal and the 80's,I think James Hetfiled would kick 50 cents ass.................lol

OldSkool

03-27-08, 08:05 PM

I hate rap and i hate 50 cent.Long live Heavy Metal and the 80's

+1

TheGreySpectre

03-27-08, 08:06 PM

No, just no (to the game, heavy metal is pretty cool).

gigabit

03-27-08, 08:09 PM

Oldskool your not to far from me and you like metal to.Pa rules

OldSkool

03-27-08, 08:14 PM

Haha, yeah how about that? Some of us have to support the east coast, lol.

jcw122

03-27-08, 08:17 PM

PA!

masakabassist

03-27-08, 08:35 PM

Oh god....

Hardin

03-27-08, 09:00 PM

I hate rap i hate 50 cent.Long live Heavy Metal and the 80's,I think James Hetfiled would kick 50 cents ass.................lol

Well said.

Hazaro

03-27-08, 09:52 PM

Man I was just thinking...

Ok so now that he has body armor...

How many bullets is it going to take to kill him?
I'm thinking like 90

reclaimer122

03-27-08, 10:07 PM

Man I was just thinking...

Ok so now that he has body armor...

How many bullets is it going to take to kill him?
I'm thinking like 90

Wow. This isn't some regular rapper, THIS IS 50 CENT! Try more like 250 even without armor.

twEEkerAreUs

03-28-08, 12:02 AM

They continue to make trash like this because people eat it up, this reminds me a lot like soldier boy wait...........sorry I meant (Soulja Boy). A teenage want to be rapper pretending to be a gangster.

Isn't 50 Cent the scumbag moron who was selling crack rocks or whatever drug when he was younger, got shot multiple times right? Sigh now he is shooting it out in the Middle East in a videogame lmao.

zexmarquies01

03-28-08, 06:52 AM

I hate rap i hate 50 cent.Long live Heavy Metal and the 80's,I think James Hetfiled would kick 50 cents ass.................lol

Hell, i'd put my money on LARS!

Either way, we know that rob trujillo would be able to knock 50 cent on his ass!

though sadly, rappers always talk about how bad they are, yet their the ones walking around with body guards at all times.

FudgeNuggets

03-28-08, 07:07 AM

though sadly, rappers always talk about how bad they are, yet their the ones walking around with body guards at all times.

and guns.....

YellowDart

03-28-08, 09:39 AM

Yea, this may be the stupidest game of all time right here. But hey, at least Epic is getting their share for the lisenced UT3 engine. :p

ghost_recon88

03-28-08, 09:49 AM

wow he's ripped

FudgeNuggets

03-28-08, 09:58 AM

wow he's ripped

He also uses HGH/Steroids..... no kidding, this is the big thing in the hip-hop cultuire now... gold teeth, tattoos and chains are out, steroid pumped bodies are in.

http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=654817

ghost_recon88

03-28-08, 12:02 PM

He also uses HGH/Steroids..... no kidding, this is the big thing in the hip-hop cultuire now... gold teeth, tattoos and chains are out, steroid pumped bodies are in.

http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=654817

Figures 25-Cent would :rolleyes:

deathman20

03-28-08, 12:40 PM

LOL someones despert for some money to make a game like this.

WTH is the mutated terrorists? The BFG's, Flaming heads, Huge Walkers...

Golden Monkey

03-28-08, 02:22 PM

lmao he goes to the middle east to perform and then ends up killing all the terrorists right??

Can we send him there for real? He can take the Mayor of Detroit with him! :rolleyes:

Cowboy X

03-28-08, 09:55 PM

I found this so funny I had to post it on 2 other forums that I am a member of.

50 Cent mixing it up with middle eastern terrorists :-/

Truth be told he could not even mess with the AK toting school boys and school girls on that side of the world.

Niku-Sama

03-29-08, 01:22 AM

are you barbados slim?

gigabit

03-29-08, 05:23 PM

Lame game and even Lamer rapper or should i say rappa

uzibear

03-29-08, 05:53 PM

of course they had to have him killin middle-easterners cuz who gives a crap about them right? they're EVIL of course; what ****ing bull****

Cowboy X

03-29-08, 08:44 PM

are you barbados slim?

?

I live in Barbados.

SolidxSnake

03-29-08, 09:02 PM

This is why we don't have nice things.

Diddyu: nice reference to Office Space :)

I love metallica, but seriously, of all metal people to pick you can't stick with metallica. I mean, c'mon... makeup during 90s automatically discredits. Hetfield was pretty badass when he had the handlebar stache though :).. I think all of Meshuggah or Randy Blythe would just be awesome. One glance and 50 would explode.

Hazaro

04-01-08, 05:57 PM

All the latest video and news you gotta get it from the source.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n26HDwSsM-E

Hardin

04-01-08, 06:43 PM

All the latest video and news you gotta get it from the source.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n26HDwSsM-E

I can not believe that you did not rick roll us. What a wasted opportunity.

Hazaro

04-01-08, 07:33 PM

I can not believe that you did not rick roll us. What a wasted opportunity.

I'm good that way, RickRoll has died over a year ago. I can't believe it's still being used by major sites all over today. Shameful.

iaacp

04-01-08, 08:56 PM

All the latest video and news you gotta get it from the source.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n26HDwSsM-E

haha. sweet.

Hazaro

04-26-08, 05:20 PM

Trailer is up and awesome.

http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/14242591/50-cent-blood-in-the-sand/videos/50Cent_BOTS_042408.html

gigabit

04-26-08, 05:21 PM

Hazaro

04-26-08, 05:33 PM

You gotta be kidding me.You all go for this ****.If that was really 23 cent he would be hiding under a rock.They need to make a game with Blacky Lawless or Rob Zombie as the hero.Now that would be a good game

Take it light heartedly, this game looks fun.

gigabit

04-26-08, 05:36 PM

I was just breaking you know what..Im sure its fun. Trailer looks fun.It looks more like Mike tyson though

Hardin

04-26-08, 08:25 PM

rainless

04-27-08, 11:19 PM

Jayws

04-28-08, 12:12 AM

It made me wonder if this would seriously be a game, which I doubt.

That aside, I laughed my arse off. I love getting those skill/humiliating kills in Call of Duty and as impractical as it is, I laughed when he ripped the guy out of the helicopter then shot him xD I also laughed when he jumped over the rock with his gun cocked to the side and blew some dude's face off.

Awesome/Funny.

rainless

04-28-08, 12:34 AM

stratcatprowlin

04-28-08, 03:39 AM

This game looks rediculous but I will say he knows how to make money.My wife actually does sample work for G-Unit and fiddy's collections.This guy has his hands in everything.
Oh btw,he likes to make money but doesn't like to pay people very well.

shard

04-28-08, 05:21 AM

Black people fighting Arabs?! What has the world come to? Err.... Oh wait. >.>

Cowboy X

04-29-08, 12:41 AM

Jayws

04-29-08, 08:07 AM

I dunno... I don't think 50 cent is all that funny. Busta Rhymes or Bob Sagat would've been funny... Or maybe Bronson Pinchot.

I can't say that I associated the video game character very closely to the actual person. It's hard to explain but I think you get a laugh out of it or you don't :p