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jstutman
08-06-08, 01:52 PM
A"heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen June 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also July 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each

oakstave
08-06-08, 01:58 PM
LOL! You had me going.

Morvak
08-06-08, 02:14 PM
A"heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen June 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also July 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! dude i'm sorry but this is hilarious!

dude, i think you enjoy it:

"I had my wallet stolen June 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also July 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend."

how the hell can you have your wallet stolen 19 times!?!?? ROFL!!!

it sounds like you are enjoying this scam!!!!

tom10167
08-06-08, 02:26 PM
This is the best thread ever.

noxqzs
08-06-08, 02:29 PM
2.99 for wallet + the cost of fuel going to another Home Depot might actually be cheaper than a lapdance. This should be in cyber deals. :)

OldSkool
08-06-08, 02:32 PM
2.99 for wallet + the cost of fuel going to another Home Depot might actually be cheaper than a lapdance. This should be in cyber deals. :)

LOL +1

Morvak
08-06-08, 02:32 PM
ah, i get it now.

i just wanna know if you are serious about these girls doing this 'cus is now seems like a new twist on an old joke.

greyharte
08-06-08, 02:33 PM
2.99 for wallet + the cost of fuel going to another Home Depot might actually be cheaper than a lapdance. This should be in cyber deals. :)

LOL ... i just wanna know which home depot you are shopping at?

PhysX
08-06-08, 02:55 PM
me too!, although I was walking through strip maybe and two seriously hot looking girls were trying REALLY hard to sell something to me, I wouldn't budge though.

I took their numbers though ;) so I could pass the deal onto my buddies.

Godfather1138
08-06-08, 03:04 PM
ah, i get it now.

i just wanna know if you are serious about these girls doing this 'cus is now seems like a new twist on an old joke.

This is a very old internet joke. Still very funny for those who have not seen it yet, but yeah, it has been around for a while.

Jolly-Swagman
08-06-08, 03:37 PM
LMAO Thats an oldie but a goodie, just with a different twist,

TommyHolly
08-06-08, 06:05 PM
Do they do this at Lowes? It's closer to my house...LOL