- Joined
- Dec 27, 2005
- Location
- Cactusland
CHAPTER ONE
Glasslicker, now utterly consumed by his madness, ran frantically around his office eyeing every electronic device including the Pitney Bowes postage meter. Quickly, he assessed its folding potential and disgarded it.
The three remaining hairs within the boundries of his receding hairline flapped wildly in the breeze. His froth laden lips coupled with his 1000 yard stare are clear indications that his obsessive quest to fold ever faster has driven him to the edge of sanity.
Running wildly now from desk to desk, he spied a laptop sitting quietly in a corner. A former shadow of itself back in the days when 256K ram was a bottomless pit, it now sat idle and in silence, nearly forgotten after being pushed out of operation by it's younger, faster rivals. Hmmmmmm, with a gig of ram this former warrior could be restored to glory.
As Glasslicker reached for his car keys to head down to Fryes, his glazed eyes spotted something over in the corner humming softly. Yes........YES INDEED !
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CHAPTER TWO
The office server sat quietly doing it's job pushing data to and fro. It was a machine after all. While it enjoyed doing its job, it had never been given a real challenge. A challenge that would allow it to stretch its electronic wings to their full length. A challenge that would allow the server to show the world its true capabilities.
As the spittle-laden lipped human with the garish grin approached it, duct tape, JB Weld and coat hanger in hand, the server, while being a machine and therefore having no feelings, became utterly confused as for the first time in its existance, it felt true fear.
Glasslicker, now utterly consumed by his madness, ran frantically around his office eyeing every electronic device including the Pitney Bowes postage meter. Quickly, he assessed its folding potential and disgarded it.
The three remaining hairs within the boundries of his receding hairline flapped wildly in the breeze. His froth laden lips coupled with his 1000 yard stare are clear indications that his obsessive quest to fold ever faster has driven him to the edge of sanity.
Running wildly now from desk to desk, he spied a laptop sitting quietly in a corner. A former shadow of itself back in the days when 256K ram was a bottomless pit, it now sat idle and in silence, nearly forgotten after being pushed out of operation by it's younger, faster rivals. Hmmmmmm, with a gig of ram this former warrior could be restored to glory.
As Glasslicker reached for his car keys to head down to Fryes, his glazed eyes spotted something over in the corner humming softly. Yes........YES INDEED !
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CHAPTER TWO
The office server sat quietly doing it's job pushing data to and fro. It was a machine after all. While it enjoyed doing its job, it had never been given a real challenge. A challenge that would allow it to stretch its electronic wings to their full length. A challenge that would allow the server to show the world its true capabilities.
As the spittle-laden lipped human with the garish grin approached it, duct tape, JB Weld and coat hanger in hand, the server, while being a machine and therefore having no feelings, became utterly confused as for the first time in its existance, it felt true fear.