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    What if World War 2 was a RTS? (humor)

    I ran across this today on another forum. Its a mock chat of WW2, if it was an RTS. If you've played many online team games at all, you'll probably get a kick out of it. I laughed my butt off reading it.

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    just when I thought nothing stupider could be posted, you got and post something like that.

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    hehe, that was hillarious, sweet find!
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    lol, that was so funny, stalin and Hitler, thanks for the laugh.
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    This was just posted a few days ago, lol. Its pretty funny tho.
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    Sorry for the repost, then. I don't get on the Games section too much, but after reading this on our CoH SG's forums, I just had to make sure it got shared in case it hadn't been posted, because I just thought it was THAT damn funny.
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    hmm, they should make something with leaders from each country, haha.. or like microsoft and amd, and intel, ati for example.

    (e.g.)
    AMD: Dang, Intel your tanks are so slow.
    Intel: So what, they use very little fuel.
    Ati: are tanks look better.
    Nvidia: stop fighting guys.
    AMD: it was Intel.
    Ati: haha, look at that explosion!
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    [/QUOTE]Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****[QUOTE]

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    got your quotes the wrong way round hehe but yes this was posted a few days ago with 20+ replies...
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    That was actually quite funny. Thanks!
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    Hitler[AoE]: wtf
    Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
    Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
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    yeah ran across that a few days ago, love the america hax, and the whole nuke topic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by fight556
    yeah ran across that a few days ago, love the america hax, and the whole nuke topic...
    whats Nukes
    HOLY HOLY HOLY

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    hahahahahahahaha!

    *wipes eyes*

    I didn't see this before, and I must say...VERY funny!
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