what about this from the max's sig:
"We shall go on to the end, we shall fold on the Newcastles, we shall fold on the Northwoods and Prescotts, we shall fold with growing confidence and growing strength on Venice, we shall defend our Forum, whatever the cost may be, we shall fold on the Winchesters, we shall fold on the Bartons, we shall fold on the Applebreds and Thunderbirds, we shall fold on the Coppermines; we shall never surrender!"
Perhaps update it for modern CPUs..
"We shall go on to the end, we shall fold on the Conroes, we shall fold on the Toledos and Preslers, we shall fold with growing confidence and growing strength on Brisbane, we shall defend our Forum, whatever the cost may be, we shall fold on the San Diegos, we shall fold on the Venice, we shall fold on the Allendales and Yonahs, we shall fold on the Tualatins; we shall never surrender!"