Passed me by?
The thing that you so called 'superior' folders don't realize is that my WU are the only ones that really count. When all the major breakthroughs start coming in, Stanford will reveal that they all originated from one source - ME. Yeah yeah, Niks has all these points... but he's really just crunching the breakdown of placebos in rat stomach acid. All the real work comes in to MY systems. It's an 'honor' system Stanford has setup just for me. They were thrilled when I came on board so they set that up. Sure, you might have 50% more 'points' than me... but if they are all useless information or market research for Cover Girl and Max Factor (95% of Nahmus' points), do your higher points really count for anything?
I think not.
I'll give you all 'one' point for being on the same team as me... It's like the 'participation' ribbon you all got at field day in 3rd grade. I never got those because I was constantly getting the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place ribbons - in every event (including jump roping... I was a total badass jumproper). So yeah... by my count, you each have 'one' point.
In that light, It seems I'm a million times more important to the cause than you. One million seven thousand three hundred and fifty one times, in fact.
Blessed is the Vonkaar.
