I have the Windows 2000 Source Code..Everyone look here

here you go

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();

display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

do_nothing_loop();

totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();

disable_Netscape();

disable_RealPlayer();

disable_Lotus_Products();

hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

basically_run_windows_3.1();

do_nothing_loop();

do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{

set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,
very_slow);
set_mouse(action,
jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,
sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows
3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows
3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows
95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT
3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows
98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT
4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows
2000");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory =
open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);

get_user_input();
sleep(5);

act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();


... pretty funny

You don't get to the Microsoft section much do ya...

Looky looky.

Ahhh damnit... LoL.. o well.. a mod please delete or lock this thread..unless their is some other person who doesn't visit the Microsoft Section as much as me... LoL

REPOST

repost

I had not see it in the MS section myself, thanks for the giggle.

-Chris