CS humor

SteenkyBastage · 08-26-01, 08:08 PM

just wanna hear some of you all's more humorous incidents on cs. i managed (multiple occasions) to double kill with a single magnum round (always on accident).

but i'd have to say the funniest thing ever was talking on the phone (no headsets on, i can hear nothing) and just standing at t's spawn with my glock out. a minute or two into it, someone starts shooting me...i see the little red indicator flashing and he gets me down to 15ish health. well, the guy decides to be a hero... walks up and starts dancing around me with his knife out, then stands directly in front of me getting ready for the final deathblow...as i reached over to my trackball and single shot killed him (thanks to him, i didn't have to aim or anything, he was BEGGING me to kill him!). ahaha, and even better...he was the last ct on the map. TERRORIST WIN!

oc jason · 08-27-01, 01:36 PM

ya i love that when you have to change clips and they think your out of ammo, they wanna be cool to all watching, and whi out the knife as i reload with my AK... and its all over!!HAHA Terrorists Win.

Also i love hitting 2 with the awp cause they all stand in a group. dont happen often

R0BB23 · 08-27-01, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by [OC] Jason
Also i love hitting 2 with the awp cause they all stand in a group. dont happen often

an awp you should be ashamed of yourself!

oc jason · 08-27-01, 06:57 PM

ya ya iknow the spill, but come one it is fun once in awhile to be able to kill a entire team and they not even see you

Amedeo602 · 08-27-01, 07:12 PM

There's nothing wrong with using an awp on occasion. I only have a problem when someone REFUSES to use any other weapon and s/he REFUSES to move from their camping spot.

OpenFriday · 08-27-01, 09:43 PM

Ive had a few good days in CS where ive had triple nade kill, a few double awp kills (back in the day when it was more powerful), but my favorite moment was in assault.
I was T and we were losing horribly, so i wait about 30 seconds and decide to go out back door and up to the vent, when i plop down into the vent from the roof theres 4 cts in there 20 shots with the AK later and theyre dead, then i pop up into that red part and theres 1 more up there hes dead so 5 kills in about 15 seconds, i wish i took a pic.

!-=sky=-! · 08-28-01, 01:30 PM

which weapon is the awp?

i know it's somewhere in rifles.......i m stupid....sorry

TT120 · 08-28-01, 02:16 PM

AWP is that blasted Magnum Sniper Rifle. I hate that gun. I'd rather go in with the AK or SMG and just spray lead everywhere.

Super · 08-28-01, 03:16 PM

Yes, I had one stupid incident.

When I was playing against TT120 and another guy, I was CT. I was saw them on their way to the bomb site, and decided to throw a grenade. There were a few boxes in front of me, so I also wanted to hide behind them. I threw the grenade, but not good enough, it bounced off the box, and killed me. and the terrorists won. It was pretty stupid thing to do I guess...

OpenFriday · 08-28-01, 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by TT120
AWP is that blasted Magnum Sniper Rifle. I hate that gun. I'd rather go in with the AK or SMG and just spray lead everywhere.

If only you could hit something TT120, j/k its fun playing with you , its not often i go so many kills without a single death lol.

maiof · 08-29-01, 09:38 AM

the funniest thing i've seen in cs was this...
i've seen it "floating" around the web for a while and thought you guys might like it...

maiof · 08-29-01, 09:41 AM

oh........ and i think it's kinda funny when you're reloading and they kill you, you get mad or upset, but when you know they're reloading you kill them and think it was right....

TT120 · 08-29-01, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by OpenFriday

If only you could hit something TT120, j/k its fun playing with you , its not often i go so many kills without a single death lol.

Dont get to used to it Ben, I've gotten alot better since the last time we played. I dont think i'm so easy to kill anymore. See you on the O/C.com server or mine at 24.176.176.198:27015. Mines up all the time as well.

TT120 · 08-29-01, 02:23 PM

I was CT and a friend was T, he was crouched down looking at the door when I snuck in from the air shaft behind him. He never knew I was there. I jumped up on top of him and drilled the top of his head with .50 caliber lead. I thought it was pretty funny cause I was standing on top of him typing for him to turn around and look behind him but when he did, he still couldnt see me. He never thought to look up.

XprincoX · 08-30-01, 04:27 AM

I would say one of the funniest time i've had was when my clan made a human pyramid of 7 people high and camped out the CTs

SteenkyBastage · 08-30-01, 12:35 PM

jeez, i just had 2 more good ones yesterday. my first double headshot (one bullet) with the krieg (or whatever that semi-auto ct sniper rifle is).

and a not so good one, since it happened to me and my teammates, was in the vents in assault. myself and 3 other ct's rushed the vents, i was first and i went into the upper vent, but one of the t's was watching the cameras, so he started chucking nades up into the upper vent. well, usually this is the time i turn around and go back to lower vents, but low and behold, behind me is a ct sitting on top of another ct's head, who is apparently blocked in by a fourth ct in lower vents...the final nade got ALL FOUR of us at once! it was pathetic.

i12bina3 · 08-31-01, 05:50 PM

ouch thats indeed a pain in the A**

hey in assault (when you have enough money as t) just stand at the doors where the hostages are helt and just keep on throwing grenades in the vents ... damn after 10 times you think they would you arent gonna stop ... but they still want to go threw the vents ... you can easily take out 5 guys like this ... i know ist freakin lame but if they are so stupid to try it ... they ask for it

Treker · 08-31-01, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by Xprincox
I would say one of the funniest time i've had was when my clan made a human pyramid of 7 people high and camped out the CTs

You can do that? That I have to see!
Can you do that again and post some screen shoots?

-Trek

XprincoX · 08-31-01, 11:57 PM

haha!! now that i look at it we must have been rrreeeaaally bored...

SteenkyBastage · 09-05-01, 04:02 PM

LOL

now that is a great waste of time...

what's funny is (at least in my experience with people stacking high) when you shoot out the bottom guy, then keep spraying full auto and the recoil will get a few more up higher on the stack. or just stay a country mile away and awp the bottom person. you never have to re-aim, you just pull the trigger as fast as you can. soon all that's left is a smear of blood and a stack of weapons.

08-26-01, 08:08 PM	Thread Starter #1
SteenkyBastage Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Land of OZ	CS humor just wanna hear some of you all's more humorous incidents on cs. i managed (multiple occasions) to double kill with a single magnum round (always on accident). but i'd have to say the funniest thing ever was talking on the phone (no headsets on, i can hear nothing) and just standing at t's spawn with my glock out. a minute or two into it, someone starts shooting me...i see the little red indicator flashing and he gets me down to 15ish health. well, the guy decides to be a hero... walks up and starts dancing around me with his knife out, then stands directly in front of me getting ready for the final deathblow...as i reached over to my trackball and single shot killed him (thanks to him, i didn't have to aim or anything, he was BEGGING me to kill him!). ahaha, and even better...he was the last ct on the map. TERRORIST WIN!
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08-27-01, 01:36 PM	#2
oc jason Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Fayetteville, AR	ya i love that when you have to change clips and they think your out of ammo, they wanna be cool to all watching, and whi out the knife as i reload with my AK... and its all over!!HAHA Terrorists Win. Also i love hitting 2 with the awp cause they all stand in a group. dont happen often __________________ [THE HATEMACHINE] .: p4 3.2c : Abit IC7 : 1.5gb pc3500 : Gf Fx 5950 :. [FAVORITE GIRL] .: AMDxp 3700 : DFI LANPARTY UT nF4 Ultra-D Socket 939 : 2gb pc4000 : Gf 7900gt :. WoW Server: Laughing Skull Faction: Alliance Name: Truex 60 Dwarf Rogue
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08-27-01, 06:57 PM	#4
oc jason Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Fayetteville, AR	ya ya iknow the spill, but come one it is fun once in awhile to be able to kill a entire team and they not even see you __________________ [THE HATEMACHINE] .: p4 3.2c : Abit IC7 : 1.5gb pc3500 : Gf Fx 5950 :. [FAVORITE GIRL] .: AMDxp 3700 : DFI LANPARTY UT nF4 Ultra-D Socket 939 : 2gb pc4000 : Gf 7900gt :. WoW Server: Laughing Skull Faction: Alliance Name: Truex 60 Dwarf Rogue
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08-27-01, 07:12 PM	#5
Amedeo602 Member Join Date: Jul 2001	There's nothing wrong with using an awp on occasion. I only have a problem when someone REFUSES to use any other weapon and s/he REFUSES to move from their camping spot.
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08-27-01, 09:43 PM	#6
OpenFriday Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hamilton, Ontario	Ive had a few good days in CS where ive had triple nade kill, a few double awp kills (back in the day when it was more powerful), but my favorite moment was in assault. I was T and we were losing horribly, so i wait about 30 seconds and decide to go out back door and up to the vent, when i plop down into the vent from the roof theres 4 cts in there 20 shots with the AK later and theyre dead, then i pop up into that red part and theres 1 more up there hes dead so 5 kills in about 15 seconds, i wish i took a pic. __________________
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08-28-01, 01:30 PM	#7
!-=sky=-! Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hong Kong	which weapon is the awp? i know it's somewhere in rifles.......i m stupid....sorry
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08-28-01, 02:16 PM	#8
TT120 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Sacramento, CA.	AWP is that blasted Magnum Sniper Rifle. I hate that gun. I'd rather go in with the AK or SMG and just spray lead everywhere. __________________ I know there is money in computers, I put it there.
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08-28-01, 03:16 PM	#9
Super Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Mississauga, Ontario, Canada	Yes, I had one stupid incident. When I was playing against TT120 and another guy, I was CT. I was saw them on their way to the bomb site, and decided to throw a grenade. There were a few boxes in front of me, so I also wanted to hide behind them. I threw the grenade, but not good enough, it bounced off the box, and killed me. and the terrorists won. It was pretty stupid thing to do I guess...
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08-29-01, 09:38 AM	#11
maiof Member Join Date: Aug 2001	the funniest thing i've seen in cs was this... i've seen it "floating" around the web for a while and thought you guys might like it...
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08-29-01, 09:41 AM	#12
maiof Member Join Date: Aug 2001	oh........ and i think it's kinda funny when you're reloading and they kill you, you get mad or upset, but when you know they're reloading you kill them and think it was right....
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08-29-01, 02:23 PM	#14
TT120 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Sacramento, CA.	I was CT and a friend was T, he was crouched down looking at the door when I snuck in from the air shaft behind him. He never knew I was there. I jumped up on top of him and drilled the top of his head with .50 caliber lead. I thought it was pretty funny cause I was standing on top of him typing for him to turn around and look behind him but when he did, he still couldnt see me. He never thought to look up. __________________ I know there is money in computers, I put it there.
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08-30-01, 04:27 AM	#15
XprincoX bargain hunter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Irvine, CA	I would say one of the funniest time i've had was when my clan made a human pyramid of 7 people high and camped out the CTs
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08-30-01, 12:35 PM	Thread Starter #16
SteenkyBastage Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Land of OZ	jeez, i just had 2 more good ones yesterday. my first double headshot (one bullet) with the krieg (or whatever that semi-auto ct sniper rifle is). and a not so good one, since it happened to me and my teammates, was in the vents in assault. myself and 3 other ct's rushed the vents, i was first and i went into the upper vent, but one of the t's was watching the cameras, so he started chucking nades up into the upper vent. well, usually this is the time i turn around and go back to lower vents, but low and behold, behind me is a ct sitting on top of another ct's head, who is apparently blocked in by a fourth ct in lower vents...the final nade got ALL FOUR of us at once! it was pathetic.
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08-31-01, 05:50 PM	#17
i12bina3 Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: (K-Town) Belgium	ouch thats indeed a pain in the A** hey in assault (when you have enough money as t) just stand at the doors where the hostages are helt and just keep on throwing grenades in the vents ... damn after 10 times you think they would you arent gonna stop ... but they still want to go threw the vents ... you can easily take out 5 guys like this ... i know ist freakin lame but if they are so stupid to try it ... they ask for it
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08-31-01, 11:57 PM	#19
XprincoX bargain hunter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Irvine, CA	haha!! now that i look at it we must have been rrreeeaaally bored... __________________ "If money is the root of all evil, give me all your evil!!" :D T-bird 1.4 AYHJA @ 1622 <--- RIP DIED IN UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT 8/01-1/02 :( XP2000+ -- Epox 8k7a+ -- vantec Aeroflow -- 512 mb Crucial pc2100 -- SB Audigy mp3+ -- GeForce 2 GTS 120 GB WD S.E. -- 80 gig 7200 Maxtor -- Blk Lite-On 24x10x40x -- Blk 16x Lite-On DVD -- DigitalDoc 5 -- NewQ Equalizer -- Directron D30B/Enermax 431w --WinXP Pro/Win2k -Member of The Avatar Maker's Guild™ :burn: E.T. Phone Home? My HeatWare Member of the Anti-Unethical Overclockers Movement Are you?
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09-05-01, 04:02 PM	Thread Starter #20
SteenkyBastage Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Land of OZ	LOL now that is a great waste of time... what's funny is (at least in my experience with people stacking high) when you shoot out the bottom guy, then keep spraying full auto and the recoil will get a few more up higher on the stack. or just stay a country mile away and awp the bottom person. you never have to re-aim, you just pull the trigger as fast as you can. soon all that's left is a smear of blood and a stack of weapons.
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