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Old 08-26-01, 08:08 PM Thread Starter   #1
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just wanna hear some of you all's more humorous incidents on cs. i managed (multiple occasions) to double kill with a single magnum round (always on accident).

but i'd have to say the funniest thing ever was talking on the phone (no headsets on, i can hear nothing) and just standing at t's spawn with my glock out. a minute or two into it, someone starts shooting me...i see the little red indicator flashing and he gets me down to 15ish health. well, the guy decides to be a hero... walks up and starts dancing around me with his knife out, then stands directly in front of me getting ready for the final deathblow...as i reached over to my trackball and single shot killed him (thanks to him, i didn't have to aim or anything, he was BEGGING me to kill him!). ahaha, and even better...he was the last ct on the map. TERRORIST WIN!
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Old 08-27-01, 01:36 PM   #2
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ya i love that when you have to change clips and they think your out of ammo, they wanna be cool to all watching, and whi out the knife as i reload with my AK... and its all over!!HAHA Terrorists Win.

Also i love hitting 2 with the awp cause they all stand in a group. dont happen often

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Old 08-27-01, 06:51 PM   #3
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Also i love hitting 2 with the awp cause they all stand in a group. dont happen often

an awp you should be ashamed of yourself!
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Old 08-27-01, 06:57 PM   #4
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ya ya iknow the spill, but come one it is fun once in awhile to be able to kill a entire team and they not even see you

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Old 08-27-01, 07:12 PM   #5
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There's nothing wrong with using an awp on occasion. I only have a problem when someone REFUSES to use any other weapon and s/he REFUSES to move from their camping spot.
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Old 08-27-01, 09:43 PM   #6
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Ive had a few good days in CS where ive had triple nade kill, a few double awp kills (back in the day when it was more powerful), but my favorite moment was in assault.
I was T and we were losing horribly, so i wait about 30 seconds and decide to go out back door and up to the vent, when i plop down into the vent from the roof theres 4 cts in there 20 shots with the AK later and theyre dead, then i pop up into that red part and theres 1 more up there hes dead so 5 kills in about 15 seconds, i wish i took a pic.

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Old 08-28-01, 01:30 PM   #7
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which weapon is the awp?

i know it's somewhere in rifles.......i m stupid....sorry
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Old 08-28-01, 02:16 PM   #8
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AWP is that blasted Magnum Sniper Rifle. I hate that gun. I'd rather go in with the AK or SMG and just spray lead everywhere.

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Old 08-28-01, 03:16 PM   #9
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Yes, I had one stupid incident.

When I was playing against TT120 and another guy, I was CT. I was saw them on their way to the bomb site, and decided to throw a grenade. There were a few boxes in front of me, so I also wanted to hide behind them. I threw the grenade, but not good enough, it bounced off the box, and killed me. and the terrorists won. It was pretty stupid thing to do I guess...
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AWP is that blasted Magnum Sniper Rifle. I hate that gun. I'd rather go in with the AK or SMG and just spray lead everywhere.
If only you could hit something TT120, j/k its fun playing with you , its not often i go so many kills without a single death lol.

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Old 08-29-01, 09:38 AM   #11
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the funniest thing i've seen in cs was this...
i've seen it "floating" around the web for a while and thought you guys might like it...
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Old 08-29-01, 09:41 AM   #12
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oh........ and i think it's kinda funny when you're reloading and they kill you, you get mad or upset, but when you know they're reloading you kill them and think it was right....
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Old 08-29-01, 02:15 PM   #13
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If only you could hit something TT120, j/k its fun playing with you , its not often i go so many kills without a single death lol.
Dont get to used to it Ben, I've gotten alot better since the last time we played. I dont think i'm so easy to kill anymore. See you on the O/C.com server or mine at 24.176.176.198:27015. Mines up all the time as well.

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Old 08-29-01, 02:23 PM   #14
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I was CT and a friend was T, he was crouched down looking at the door when I snuck in from the air shaft behind him. He never knew I was there. I jumped up on top of him and drilled the top of his head with .50 caliber lead. I thought it was pretty funny cause I was standing on top of him typing for him to turn around and look behind him but when he did, he still couldnt see me. He never thought to look up.

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Old 08-30-01, 04:27 AM   #15
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I would say one of the funniest time i've had was when my clan made a human pyramid of 7 people high and camped out the CTs
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Old 08-30-01, 12:35 PM Thread Starter   #16
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jeez, i just had 2 more good ones yesterday. my first double headshot (one bullet) with the krieg (or whatever that semi-auto ct sniper rifle is).

and a not so good one, since it happened to me and my teammates, was in the vents in assault. myself and 3 other ct's rushed the vents, i was first and i went into the upper vent, but one of the t's was watching the cameras, so he started chucking nades up into the upper vent. well, usually this is the time i turn around and go back to lower vents, but low and behold, behind me is a ct sitting on top of another ct's head, who is apparently blocked in by a fourth ct in lower vents...the final nade got ALL FOUR of us at once! it was pathetic.
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Old 08-31-01, 05:50 PM   #17
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ouch thats indeed a pain in the A**
hey in assault (when you have enough money as t) just stand at the doors where the hostages are helt and just keep on throwing grenades in the vents ... damn after 10 times you think they would you arent gonna stop ... but they still want to go threw the vents ... you can easily take out 5 guys like this ... i know ist freakin lame but if they are so stupid to try it ... they ask for it
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Old 08-31-01, 11:21 PM   #18
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I would say one of the funniest time i've had was when my clan made a human pyramid of 7 people high and camped out the CTs
You can do that? That I have to see!
Can you do that again and post some screen shoots?

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haha!! now that i look at it we must have been rrreeeaaally bored...

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Old 09-05-01, 04:02 PM Thread Starter   #20
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LOL

now that is a great waste of time...

what's funny is (at least in my experience with people stacking high) when you shoot out the bottom guy, then keep spraying full auto and the recoil will get a few more up higher on the stack. or just stay a country mile away and awp the bottom person. you never have to re-aim, you just pull the trigger as fast as you can. soon all that's left is a smear of blood and a stack of weapons.
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