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Old 01-19-07, 07:17 PM Thread Starter   #1
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The Worst Fan Fiction Of All Time


http://fanficofthelegendary.ytmnd.com/

I dare you find or write something worse.

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Old 01-19-07, 09:00 PM   #2
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One small hint, I lov yu wit al mi hurt ( supposed to be I love you with all my heart).

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Old 01-19-07, 11:17 PM   #3
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*Oni stabs himself in the brain.

Sweet God . . . Was that written by a 5-year-old with dyslexia? That's a murder of the english language. A travesty.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to stop my eyes from bleeding.

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Old 01-19-07, 11:31 PM   #4
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I HATE YOU Z0N3!!!!

i read/listened to that fanfic and decided to not reply in this thread, because everyone so far has pretty well described my views on this thing.

well, i'm TRYING to read other threads, and i swear to god, i think my brain is reading the words wrong, just like the fanfic had posted! ARGGG, everything i try to read is turning into 5 year old AOL garble!!!

hell, i'm having trouble typing without putting "teh" in every other sentence!

Now if you excuse me...i think i'm going to try to beat this nonsense out of my skulll.....with a hammer.

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Old 01-19-07, 11:54 PM   #5
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LMAO! That would cause an english professor to go on a rampage!

Worst fanfic... ever.

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Old 01-19-07, 11:56 PM   #6
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that is horrible, I can't believe I sat through that

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Old 01-20-07, 12:16 AM   #7
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LMFAO.

Wow, that was horrendous.

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Old 01-20-07, 12:16 AM   #8
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the guy reading it was funny.

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Old 01-20-07, 02:04 AM Thread Starter   #9
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I HATE YOU Z0N3!!!!
I told you it was bad.

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Old 01-20-07, 02:26 AM   #10
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Isn't all fanfic awful anyways?



: nevermind... I just clicked. It really is that horrific. I'd assume this is a joke, but this is the internet... the same place that produced swap.avi.



That there is wayyy too long for what it is.
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Old 01-20-07, 02:27 AM   #11
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omg... my head... ugh...

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Old 01-20-07, 02:27 AM   #12
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one of my friends wrote this, it's pretty bad (oh also note he is supposed to be Ryuujin

http://forums.interealms.com/ranger/...ad.php?t=44382

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Old 01-20-07, 02:50 AM   #13
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I was laughing so hard because you have to honestly try your hardest to get a finished product like that. Its not just funny because of bad grammer but content that makes it. I see this more of like 'copy pasta' type meme, except this is glorified with somewhat of a dramatic reading?

"did a barral roll"
I can only imagine where such a story came from...

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http://dredlawwww.ytmnd.com/
This isn't fanfiction like OP but most likely releated to whoever created that story... It realy is what you call 'memes' for those whom may not know already

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Old 01-20-07, 03:23 AM   #14
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Haha, and to think, that is better spelled then most of the emails I get from coworkers. Go figure

That was really bad though.

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Old 01-20-07, 04:30 AM Thread Starter   #15
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Quote:
Originally Posted by grumperfish
: nevermind... I just clicked. It really is that horrific. I'd assume this is a joke, but this is the internet...
Here is where it was originally posted: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2977058/1/

Check the date. Its either a joke or an amazingly funny coincidence.

EDIT: Confirmed. Not a joke.

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Old 01-20-07, 05:14 AM   #16
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The decay of the mastery of the English language

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Old 01-20-07, 06:03 AM   #18
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Why would I even READ the worst fan fiction of all time? It's like those guys that go "You want to see something REALLY disgusting?"

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ROFL!!! LMAO!!!

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Old 01-20-07, 10:52 AM   #20
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