- Joined
- Jul 20, 2006
(As a disclaimer I'd like to mention how ridiculous it is to have censorship on the Internet... I'm okay with abiding by the rules of whoever's site... but that doesn't mean I have to agree with me. And of course, as a writer, nothing angers me more than censorship because it imposes an un-natural limit on your abilities. That... and you're about to miss out on some extremely colorful use of the English language.)
So I get up at SIX A.M. this morning... Can you imagine that?
I don't have to be at work this morning. I don't have a plane to catch. Nobody's getting married. I'm up at 6am because the jerk who's supposed to buy my nintendo wii... who missed our first appointment because his daughter was sick... decided we should meet at EIGHT-THIRTY A.M. Monday morning because it was more convenient for HIM.
Mind you if I wasn't so occupied by other things I would've ordinarily struck this down without thought. But I really just wanted to get this thing sold.
On top of everything else he suggested we meet on a train platform... at 8:30am... so the platform was FULL of people on their way to work. This is also the train that goes to the Airport so it was FULL of those people too. So I waited from about 8:15-8:35. Just sitting in a chair reading a book with the Wii in my lap. Then from 8:35-8:40 I walked the entire length of the platform with the Wii in my hand. 8:40 I found another chair and sat down... again... with the wii in my lap.
Let me here mention that I am probably the LEAST conspicuous guy in the city of Paris. It's impossible to miss me. And even if he could've... he couldn't have missed the Wii.
I currently want to destroy every living thing.
So I get up at SIX A.M. this morning... Can you imagine that?
I don't have to be at work this morning. I don't have a plane to catch. Nobody's getting married. I'm up at 6am because the jerk who's supposed to buy my nintendo wii... who missed our first appointment because his daughter was sick... decided we should meet at EIGHT-THIRTY A.M. Monday morning because it was more convenient for HIM.
Mind you if I wasn't so occupied by other things I would've ordinarily struck this down without thought. But I really just wanted to get this thing sold.
On top of everything else he suggested we meet on a train platform... at 8:30am... so the platform was FULL of people on their way to work. This is also the train that goes to the Airport so it was FULL of those people too. So I waited from about 8:15-8:35. Just sitting in a chair reading a book with the Wii in my lap. Then from 8:35-8:40 I walked the entire length of the platform with the Wii in my hand. 8:40 I found another chair and sat down... again... with the wii in my lap.
Let me here mention that I am probably the LEAST conspicuous guy in the city of Paris. It's impossible to miss me. And even if he could've... he couldn't have missed the Wii.
I currently want to destroy every living thing.
