Just finally downloaded and installed the patch. Solved two of my life's greatest annoyances. A quick note:
1. You must install Reign of Chaos, The Frozen Throne, and then the patch in that order.
2. NoCD counts for the original as well as the expansion.
3. For some odd reason, after I uninstalled and reinstalled Reign of Chaos it wouldn't let me run the patch I downloaded again. The solution? Connect to Battle.net and it will automatically patch the game as soon as you click the Battle.net button.
4. The game does NOT support widescreen and crashed on me everytime I tried to run it at my HDTVs native resolution. I was able to get around this by switching my TVs resolution to 1024x768 and then going into the options and changing the game to that resolution. (You have to switch to 1024x768 BEFORE you go into the game. Otherwise it will crash when you try to enter the options menu.)
That's about it. Let me know if any of you want me to BEAT YOUR ASSES.