Building a PC, with love

Yeah.
Been a long time since I ordered you baby.
Took awhile for you to get shipped to me.
Gonna unbox you real slow now.
Maybe post it on youtube. You know. Just cuuuzzz.

I take your board out the static bag
Turn that bag inside out and put it on a wood surface
Hey now.

Put you down on it real slow. Take the protective cover of your slot,
You know you want me to

Gonna hit you on all 1366 pins when I drop it in
Ooooh yeah.

Plop a nice round dab of that thermal paste
Right on the middle of it.

Gonna lower my heat sink down on you nice and even.
No air bubbles baby. Heeeelll naah.
You know I got that back plate on you baby. Just let it happen.

Pop that ram stick in your slot. You know she bought two friends.
Gonna replace em with fatter girls when they come out.
4 gigs is more cushin for the pushin. You know those ladies get down.
Down in triple channel.

Gonna put a DX11 card all up in that PCIE slot.
Might get it a friend.

Ain't gonna put no discreet soundcard in you right now sugar.
Don't want the neighbors to hear you scream.

^^

Geek pr0n

lol... what the heck is wrong with you? lol Get out much? hahahaha..

I would love to actually hear how it should sound...

Get a room! Errr... a computer room. : /

LMAO. That was awesome

lol.

And.... You have too much free time, work more and send me the money

Ooh yeah tell me more..........

Joeteck said:

lol... what the heck is wrong with you? lol Get out much? hahahaha..

I would love to actually hear how it should sound...

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Beep, beep, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

(windows shut down sound)

cigarette lighter.

That was disturbingly funny

O boy... you need to go out more often. LOL

about as creepy as marge on the cover of playboy