ddos avenger? (funny service i thought up of)

i was thinking about something today....

you know how you are hosting a server but sometimes someone is trying to attack it or ddos it?

why not have a service, called DDOS avenger, where either your ISP or a company DDOS attacks that person for you?

just can use the basic service thats free. all that attacker would suffer from is lag. the member service where the attacker has some timeouts and lag. premium service where the attacker suffers from twice teh amount. and gold service (or no mercy service) where the attackers internet connection is either as slow as dial up or is completely shut down.

and if the attacker wants it to stop, he would have to pay a large amount of money to stop the attack. whats even better is that if your a gold member you can name any price you like.

better than calling the authorities about it and having to wait days or weeks right? HAHAHA!!

Or just put LOIC on all your friends machines, then run em with hivemind and wait for the cops to show up at all your friends doors

Attacking a botnet with a botnet.........

And the human race marvelled at its self as on that day Geoff had unintentionally created AI.

Guys,
These types of discussions are not allowed here - DoS attacks and/or retaliation is prohibited under the forum rules. If you want to discuss DoS mitigation that's fine though.

Please see the sticky at the top of the forum as well as the forum rules.