Some Games To Play When You Get Older
Sag! You’re it!
Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
20 Questions Shouted Into Your Good Ear
Kick the Bucket
Simon Says Something Incoherent
Hide and Go Pee
Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
OLD IS WHEN….. Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,”
and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”
OLD IS WHEN….. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you’re barefoot.
OLD IS WHEN….. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
OLD IS WHEN….. You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
OLD IS WHEN….. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of
by the police.
“OLD” IS WHEN….. “Getting a little action” means I don’t need to take
any fiber today.
OLD IS WHEN….. “Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.