Hilarious review of Deus Ex 2 AI...with screenshots!

[Aktunka]

I laughed out loud while reading this guys review hehe. Link is HERE

Enjoy!

 

[Zim2411]

LOL!!! Nice find there!! I should go play the demo to see if I can recreate some of the stuff in there!!

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Pretty funny

 

[Oni]

After shooting Barney dead (remember, you get two for free), I took his flamethrower. He won't be needing that while he's running circles in hell!

Best. Line. EVAR!!

 

[ninthebin]

they're all systemically brain-damaged.

lol at that, and lol at how let down the guy who he keeps quoting about the AI will be if he ever reads that

 

[CrashOveride]

Dear me Oh my the humor... that was great, I never thought stupid AI could be so entertaining...

 

[Aktunka]

I think my personal fav part was

However, he's an endless sucker for this type of game, kind of like a kitten chasing a laser pointer. A few more rounds into the ground and he's once again running in circles. Look at him go. A triumph of modern technology, available on PC and Xbox this winter

 

[baqai]

lol thats perhaps one of the best review i have heard

 

[MoSiAc]

5 stars for the review
heh

 

[YellowDart]

ROFL!

That's great. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Barney the guard!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!

 

[grunjee]

It's really sad... how poor (more like non-existant) the AI is. While it is entertaining, it makes the game unchallenging. If only there were some AI, I'd be sweating with fear instead of laughing while playing this game.

 

[ozzlo]

I have played it too and the game the whole time was completelly hillarious

What i like doing is putting a leak in a gas container and charging people with the leak facing outward. ANY AI that comes into contact with the gas faints instantlly.

another thing i noticed was in the final level there was a couch that if you whacked with a sword or shot it would squirt out blood.

I also noticed that generally bumping into some AI will make them think you are trying to kill them and start shooting you for no reason.


I also enjoyed the head shot kill by chucking a sofa at the SCC commander.

 

[Illah]

Man, my most anticipated game of the year going down in flames! It's a shame!

And to think NFSU would be so good when I wasn't expecting that at all

--Illah

 

[Falcon-K]

thats hilarious, i was going to get the game but first was going to grab the demo, well i tried getting the demo and it didnt work, it was a corrupt file, so i gave up for the night and then read some reactions to the game and how they were so dissappointed, now i dont think ill even bother with the demo...

 

[Banyan]

that demo was one of the saddest things i've seen for a long time. the whole interface is akward junk... if i were a dev i would not want any of that team working on my game.

 

[ozzlo]

I do beleive that the game is meant to be played on realistic difficulty. on realistic difficulty if you shoot barny once he dies which means that probbabally since he lives after you soot him on easy difficulty the game has to make up the fact that he's still alive. He is set to ally and since he dosen't react to you shooting him maybe he has realized that you want to turn him into a human sacrafice.


and when he was shooting on the ground to make barney run in circles he probablly had a siliencer on the pistol so barney could not hear where the shot came from. If you use a non-silenced pistol, he will come right up to you with his gun drawn and tell you to knock it off.

the rest of the game is filled with even more better glitches than the demo

 

[SpaceyWilly]

For convenience, I've shortened 'favorite part' into 'fart'

My fart had to be

My spiderbot quickly nuclearated her spiderbot and kept her busy while I shot her a few times in the back. Once she had dispatched my spiderbot, even after I had shot her in the back several times, she calmly walked into the next room and once again turned around so she couldn't see me. I followed her into the room, and she was quite surprised to see me again. Fancy that.

 

[Penguin4x4]

............

 

[Blotty]

That was absolutely hillarious. More reviews should be like that.

 

[Robrules18]

great stuff my "fart" would be...

I returned to the thug's door and emptied several clips (if you can call them clips) into her door, waiting to see if she would open it and investigate that sound. Otherwise, I'd have to use a precious multitool to get in there and kill Gob-zilla. Perhaps as an example of emergent gameplay, I could trick the thug into coming outside and therefore conserve my multitools.

Alas, alack, she did not emerge. Apparently, gunshots will get the AIs to run in circles over the point being shot at, but emptying a dozen rounds into a character's door won't get her to see what all the fuss is about.

Hm. A thought occurs. Perhaps she's /too smart/ and realizes that if she opens her door, she'll just be mowed down by my mighty pistol (which takes four or five headshots to kill). Perhaps she's preparing an ambush for me inside, now that I've made my presence known in about the most obvious and over-the-top way possible.

After the developers forced me to spend a multitool to gain entry, I looked in the apartment to find...

That far from preparing an ambush for my obvious approach, the thug has her back turned to me. Not that this will let me kill her in a single shot, of course.