Ok so my crystal orb fan died, i figured, what's it good for now? a semi-good passive cooler? yes! but where to use it? well i think that one is obvious, overclock the human brain of course, what else? so i attached the crystal orb to my head and voila, an extra 500mhz running at a toasty 40C
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Overclocking/cooling the human brain(humor)
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ha ha ha,
Overclocking brain. Everything is overclocked, turbo or faster speed. I get a kick out of this.
FACTS: most human only use 15% of the brain power due to laziness. Imagine an overclock brain could do (somewhere in the range of 115% of a brain power)
Overclocking brain. Everything is overclocked, turbo or faster speed. I get a kick out of this.
FACTS: most human only use 15% of the brain power due to laziness. Imagine an overclock brain could do (somewhere in the range of 115% of a brain power)
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Wow, let's put 5 pounds of copper on that.. err, peltier that.. brain freeze.. We can put some Delta 80 for airflow (Since your head is rounded the blades will be scraping your head), and overclock that mother!
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well, i can have more potential that i wont use, it's true humans only use 10 to 15%, but thats only at one time, not that we don't use all of our brain, the only true perk of overclocking my brain is i am now capable of 350 seperate erections per minute.
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You must have had a bong attached before you tried that 
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By the way, how the heck did you attach it to your head? Please don't tell me EPOXY!!! LOL
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hmm...very interesting...
*takes waterblock off CPU and puts it on head*
WOW! Thats cold!
*Does a year's worth of HW in 2 mins*
*Puts waterblock back on comp*
Very cool
*takes waterblock off CPU and puts it on head*
WOW! Thats cold!
*Does a year's worth of HW in 2 mins*
*Puts waterblock back on comp*
Very cool
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JoeCrappa said:hmm...very interesting...
*takes waterblock off CPU and puts it on head*
WOW! Thats cold!
*Does a year's worth of HW in 2 mins*
*Puts waterblock back on comp*
Very cool
Sticking your head in the fridge for along time would be better cooling!
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Fridge eh?
"In other news today a teen in IL was killed today in some sort of freak refrigerator accident, all detectives can gather is that he was attempting to cool his brain in some bizare attempt to "overclock" his brain. Apparently he pushed his FSB too high and it caused instability and he soon after crashed."
"In other news today a teen in IL was killed today in some sort of freak refrigerator accident, all detectives can gather is that he was attempting to cool his brain in some bizare attempt to "overclock" his brain. Apparently he pushed his FSB too high and it caused instability and he soon after crashed."
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lol...refrigerator. Hmm... i'll be up tonight with my milling machine and drill press designing a brain block. it will make the best contact ever. don't forget to use Cranium Silver II to fill in the microscopic gaps between your brain and the brain block. the brain block comes with a revolutionary mounting system that bypasses the use of teeth and instead mounts on the eye sockets. (notice the words SOCKET and TEETH...also used with motherboards...clever? i think so... ).
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Revx said:
Hey that's sweet, its better than adding 5 pounds of copper as a heatsink eh!
Yodms
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You guys hear about that University project to overclock Jesus?
w00t heh heh heh I don't know the linkage anymore sorry :L)
w00t heh heh heh I don't know the linkage anymore sorry :L)
