Questions i need answered

[UnseenMenace]

1) Do all computers wait at the same speed ?

2) Do Windows users buy faster processers, so they can reboot faster ?

3) Does Artificial intelligence beat real stupidity ?

4) If the truth is out there...has anybody got the URL?

5) If you're flamed in a thread you don't read, does anybody get burnt ?

 

[villham308]

1) no, some wait even longer.

2) Windows users buy faster processors cause we want our computers to crash faster.

3) Nothing will beat human stupidity, ever!

4) http://www.thetruth.com

Willem.

 

[skip]

2) Because Windows can run so much faster than other OS's

 

[CharlesHF]

Windoze users buy faster processors because Commusoft continously comes out with Bloatware.

 

[RedDeathDrinker]

1) Do all computers wait at the same speed ?
No. Mine waits at the speed of SETI.....

2) Do Windows users buy faster processers, so they can reboot faster ?
Again, no. Windows users buy faster processers so their bloat-ware runs at a semi-decent speed

3) Does Artificial intelligence beat real stupidity ?
Only in the movies

4) If the truth is out there...has anybody got the URL?
www.truth.com

5) If you're flamed in a thread you don't read, does anybody get burnt ?
Only metaphorically.......

 

[Shadow ÒÓ]

2) so the patches don't take as long!

 

[Mr. $T$]

2) so the patches don't take as long!

LOL.... ROFLMAO

so Damn true!! there must be 20 patches for 2000 alone.

 

[ThePerfectCore]

2) Do Windows users buy faster processers, so they can reboot faster ?

No, it's so those of us with a ****ing clue can get what we want done, faster. This stereotype that "All Windows users are n00bs" is really starting to **** me off.

Now, if the only Windows users you've seen have all their fun with XP, I can understand...

 

[Rav]

2) Do Windows users buy faster processers, so they can reboot faster ?

Having worked in a retail computer store, theres an amazing number of people that buy upgrades and ask me "Will it boot up faster now?" or just start with "I need something that'll make my computer start faster?" What do they do shut it off every time they leave the room?

-Rav