How about keeping your opinions to yourself till you actually have a viable source for it? I just bought a Volcano II a couple weeks ago, and it is ALL that it's cracked up to be. Quiet, efficient, cheap ... I'd put it up against any HSF out there. Buy one!! At $12.50, they're almost a throwaway item.
So please stop misleading members with your unfounded opinions. Obviously you've never even seen one, since you mentioned how they look ... They look just like any other HSF, for chrissakes. Pretty? No. Quiet? YES! Good? HELL YES!!