spaceship batteries!

[Amarkarian]

I'm not using it for any of that.


I'm going to buy them, and video tape me breaking them, and post it on the internet, because I'm so COOL and there's NOTHING FUNNIER than going way out of your way to slightly irritate a very small group of people. www.SmashMyCrystalThing.com will be up and running soon.

uh thats not a real website just checked

 

[Malpine Walis]

No, it isn't but that post makes for a great sig quote.

 

[Spacepiston]

We should see if we can get a group buy going, you can usually get a discount if enough people are willing to order. We might be able to knock a few hundred thousand off the price!

 

[d94]

We should see if we can get a group buy going, you can usually get a discount if enough people are willing to order. We might be able to knock a few hundred thousand off the price!

groups buys are against forum rules

 

[sulretal]

They took the item off the website

 

[Icebl@ster]

NOPE still there

 

[g0dM@n]

WTF!! I just saw this cyber deal and raised the maximum on my CC from $5,000,000 to $12,000,000, and now I can't get to it (says no longer available).

Malpine, if they ship you a large order, could you sell me one? I'll be sure to drive to you myself with a dump truck to pick it up. Thanks.

My teleporter broke, and just in case I can't fix it in time, I now have to travel 22 light years to make it in time for my older brother's 40th surprise party in the Xion Galaxy. There is a special the night of his party at the Cosmic Club. $40 all you can warp night, free galactic drinks too! I'm gonna be visiting other galaxies, and will bring back some souveniers. Hopefully, I can raise enough money with the souveniers to buy a new teleporter.

 

[g0dM@n]

OMG... they have the better ones in stock!!!

http://www.batterybob.com/product.asp?intProdID=999901

Now I have to see if my bank will approve.

 

[Sir. BOBSONATOR]

someone be a man and buy it already.

Post your steppings.<-lol.

 

[Fizz]

5 million light years BARELY gets you to the next galaxy guys.

 

[AlabamaCajun]

Who let the Trekies in here? j/k

As for the 5-1/4 slot easybake oven, it's the PresHot model (Some overclocking required).

 

[tom10167]

No kidding, biggest pieces of crap I've ever used, going to be splitting an atom next trip out.


Anyways, they won't let me return them, I guess all sales are final or something, so I'll be putting these up in the classifieds soon after. They're still in good shape, they're just not really practical for my application.

 

[Nathan0490]

lol im a Republican an all but.... i could see President Bush going to this site and buying them, ooooo shiny!! LOL!!!! US Military Space Technologies after all

 

[Mark620]

For intragalatic travel only,
Not suitable for Extragalactic travel.

 

[d94]

i cant believe this thread is still alive n kickin

 

[zexmarquies01]

here's the big question i have...

do you get BOTH of those batteries as shown in the picture?

and if so, do they BOTH let you travel 5,000,000 light years? that way once you traveled that distance, you could use the other to return back to earth?

Or is each rated at 2.5 million light years?

Also, Can we go farther if our space ship is lighter? What will happen if we use these things on something as big as say....the Death Star form StarWars? or something smaller like the A-wing on starwars?

the answers to those questions will greatly effect my concideration of buying this item or not...

 

[White Runner]

i cant believe this thread is still alive n kickin

ditto... this thread is like a sit-com that wont go away. *cough will and grace cough*

 

[5|*42]

OK, I just sent the following email to them:

Request for volume discount

To whom it may concern,

Would you please contact me regarding the possibility for a volume purchase of the following item:

Spaceship Batteries
Product SKU: 999969

I would be interested in the purchase of 125,000 units to supply my fleet of Vogon Constructor Ships. I would appreciate a prompt reply as I have similar requests in to three other potential bidders and I need to provide contract service for a customer before the end of the month or pay a non-performance fee.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

If you see anything large and yellow in the sky, that will be me.

Did you ever get a reply?

 

[5|*42]

I sent them my own email this morning asking about the 2 crystals, and here's the response:

Me-The display picture shows what appears to be two crystals, does this mean each one will last 2.5 light years, or do you include enough power in both to allow for a round-trip 5 million light year adventure?
Thank you for your time,
Jim


BobsBatterys-These units are self supporting and replenish each other; a matched pair they only work together as one unit. No bickering or resentment, this pair will work forever in harmony producing power till the end of time: like the thought and feeling of perfect human love.

 

[d94]

BobsBatterys-These units are self supporting and replenish each other; a matched pair they only work together as one unit. No bickering or resentment, this pair will work forever in harmony producing power till the end of time: like the thought and feeling of perfect human love.