Stupid things that Computer Know-Nothings say.

[TollhouseFrank]

I once had a salesman ask me if I could lighten his laptop by deleteing any pictures I found. He reasoned that since those files are the biggest they must weigh the most.

 

[tenchi86]

Oh man deleting photos to lighten it. Thats just sad.

 

[Aphex_Tom_9]

And to think I don't charge. Truly a sap I am.

"stupid things that computer knowledgable people do"- not charge

 

[nahmus]

"stupid things that computer knowledgable people do"- not charge

guilty if they are cute

 

[ThePerfectCore]

"So I just click like this, right?"

"No, you have to click closer to the left. There. Right there. Click that button, there you go."

"You see to know more about this than I do. If you're willing to teach me... I'm willing to learn."

My eyes brightened.

"Oh, okay. Then, just click that butto-"

"No, I know how to do it!"

oh god.

 

[scott d]

Oh man, I work at a computer helpdesk at UF, we get some of the dumbest things when the freshmen move in. I've got more, but here's the best: "My wireless connection is saying a network cable is unplugged"

I don't know how many times I'm helping someone install a program over the phne at they say
"It says click next to continue. Do I click next?"
"Well, do you want to continue?"
"I don't know. Do I?"

 

[Dell_Axim]

"My wireless connection is saying a network cable is unplugged"

That's a bug (or rather, a limitation) of Windows 2000.

 

[shellshock]

"DON'T HOLD THAT IT'S VERY SENSITIVE IT'S PROBABLY BROKEN BY NOW OMGOMGOMG"

-my dad after i tried to show him how small today's processors are...

HAHA, sounds like my grampa when im working on my Blazer LOL

 

[Sjaak]

I heard a guy say 'if you format your computer you have to pay for all your steam games again!'

 

[Crana]

lol, on this other forum i visit one dude was asking about 2 different CPU's (A Sempron and an AMD 64) and someone replyed that they were exactly the same and that all CPU's are alike.