Wasn't sure if anyone would find any interest in this like I did but I thought i'd share anyway!
HP released a line of PC's named the "Omen X", with them came the option for a Voodoo AiO cooler.
Turns out, you can buy the cooler separately. Thank god, no way in hell am I spending 1700-2k for a computer for it's cooler.
You can buy it here - https://parts.hp.com/hpparts/default.aspx search for 855712-001
"Heatsink - Thermal, 135W Liquid Cooling, ID16 TYPH"
It's $61 (including the cheapest shipping)
It comes with no backplate or fans. You can buy the Asetek mounting kit here http://stores.ebay.com/Asetek - Admittedly, if I didn't love Voodoo/Omen so much I wouldn't even buy it because you have to spend almost an extra 15-25 bucks just to be able to use it making it cost more than a (e.g.) Corsair H55. But if you want something unique, this would be it.