Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house.
Windows 95 the most popular virus on the market today.
Mouse not present - click twice to continue...
Some windows were made to be broken.
Windows - so intuitive you only need a meg of help files!
Windows, it's not pretty, it's not ugly, but it's pretty ugly.
Windows means "Work is never done on Windows systems".
IBM creates Operating Systems - MS-DOSn't.
Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
Microsoft is to Software as McDonalds is to Cuisine.
Windows95 - Plug and pray
Have you crashed your Windows today?
Have you reinstalled your Windows today?
Hiroshima '45 - Tschernobyl '86 - Windows '95
"Windows for dummies", another term of "this sentence no verb".
Are you using Windows or is that just an XT?
Father, forgive me, I've been caught using Windows...
Exhibitionists love Windows.
I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying...
Windows - Just another pain in the glass.
Windows - Turn your Pentium into an XT.
Windows - The Gates of hell.
Windows - a XT emulator for an AT.
Windows95 is out! (PC Magazine, April 2013)
Windows95: New look, same multicrashing.
Windows95 will be released as soon as Windows 3.1 finishes loading.
Windows95 - Every function is a restart function.
Windows95 does really have preemptive Multitasking: It can boot and crash at the same time.
Favorite Windoze game: "Guess what this icon does?".
Windows95 - crash compatible on Windows 3.x.
Windows NT - Nice Try.
Windows - a virus with mouse support.
Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done.
Windows vs OS/2 = Michael Jackson vs Mike Tyson.
The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. "No" is the answer!
Does someone know the cheats for Windows95?
This is an airconditioned room - Do not open Windows!
Windows NT? New Technology? I don't think so...
Windows NT - Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.
If Windows sucked it would be good for something.
DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.1.
DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1 - A turtle and its shell.
Windows Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
Windows found - remove? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine (O)K.
Windows has the ability to screw up 2 things at the same time!
If I wanted Windows, I'd live in a greenhouse!
Microsoft's marketing: "Windows is SEMI-shareware".
Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.
Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!
In a world without walls and fences - who needs windows and gates?!
My SPARCstation has air condition. No need to open windows.
Windows - The colorful clown suit for DOS.
Windows - a solitaire game that requires 16 MB.
If Windows is user-friendly, why do you need a 678-page manual?
"Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekcer, wurks grate".
The word "Windows" is a word out of an old dialect of the Apaches. It means: "White man staring through glass-screen onto an hourglass...".
Windows =Waste in DOS WorkSpace.
Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart Windows.
Alt-F4 Just do it.
Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
This virus requires Microsoft Windows 3.x.
OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? [Y,Y]".
Data to Picard: "No, Captain, I do NOT run WINDOWS!".
Bugs come in through open Windows.
How do you make Windows faster? --- Throw it harder!
Relax... you are entering a windows free zone.
OS/2... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
New from McAfee: WinScan - Removes all Windows programs.
New Windows 4.0: programmed in Turbo Logo++.
My latest screen saver: Curtains for Windows.
If Windows 95 doesn't start shipping soon, it might be Curtains 95.
Masochist: Windows programmer with a smile!
I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.
Despite my car having windows, it still isn't mouse driven!
Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows!
A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
Difference between a virus and windows? Viruses rarely fail.
What's the difference between windows '95 and highly destructive unstoppable virus? About 90 Megs of hard disk space.
Who the **** is General Failure? And why is he reading my harddisk?
Ever noticed how fast Windows runs? Neither did I!
Help! There are Windows everywhere! In my car, my house.
How do Microsoft employees exchange a bulb? Not at all... Bill Gates declares darkness as a standard.
How many Windows PC owners does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, as long as you explain it's Plug'n'Play... they get confused if it doesn't come with a driver disk...
What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft? - One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.
Why is the Pentium 166 so fast? - It's for booting faster, if Windows crashed again.
What's the best of Windows95? The deinstaller!
Time on your hands? Get Windows!