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This is funny in the Q&A section
Q: i dont understand. are you selling something subliminally?
Jul-01-06
A: Do you have recurring dreams about DIRT? If you answer yes, then it's working! Some people count sheep at night, but I tend to think about how SECURE I feel with WARM DIRT that's WRAPPED around me. mmmmm Nothing like a drive down the ole DIRT road to stimulate your imagination. Thanks for watching! DC
Q: I don't get it whats so great about this dirt bidding is already at 50 buck why would I want to buy a tupper ware container of dirt?
Jul-01-06
A: This isn't your ordinary DIRT, it's DIRT from my DIRT road. The tupperware is unique too.. cause it's really gladware! ooooo aaaah! Don't be afraid to get your hands DIRTy, people do it all the time. They spend LOADs of money on porn to get the DIRT on someone else...I'm just saving someone the time and energy. I spent a long time getting this DIRT PACKED. Pushing it in wasn't easy ya know..It required a bit of ROUGH housing and POUNDING! Thanks DC