He's like... 800 years old too. You'd think he'd want to HELP with Alzheimer's or something. Rat blastard.
The email was something like...
"Do we really want to contribute to this project? With our CORPORATE PCs?"
I was thinking... well, gee... as opposed to our non-corporate PCs... assmonkey...
His whole department are the biggest whiners in the whole universe. I know this because I created the universe and all things are made visible to me. So yes, he is the biggest whiner ever. I'm just glad I don't have to deal with them all the time... when one user parallel to him got an LCD monitor (because his desk is basically a 2x4 with legs... deskpace=premium) he whined to the desktop guy about favoritism or something else whinetastic.
Freaking whiner...
I curse his family with premature baldness and ever-present 'ugly' women. May he rot in hades with those that consider scientific research 'unneccessary'. I hope Stanford discovers some preventative treatment for Parkinson's the day after he's diagnosed with it...
Freaking 9-year old, bottle sucking, crotch-rotting, assfaced tit-baby whiner...
Okay... yeah... so I guess I'll have to actually build a real 'farm' won't I? I seriously think this will drop me down to a measely 2k ppw.
Freaking whiners...