please contribute if you have any ideas.
for those who dont know, the Geek Squad are the "techies" that work at all the best buy's. they charge $40 to install a stick of ram. yup thats right. thats the quote my sister got a few weeks ago and i didnt think she was serious but she was. okay here we go
1. Where can i download more memory?
follow this up with some "why"s and you'll really start to get on their nerves
2. i have sim city and it said i only needed 128mb of ram sticks and i have 256 so i unplugged one side and now my computer doesnt work and it smells funny.
3. can you get rid of all the animal pr0n on my computer? its really slow now. and my webcam doesnt work anymore so i cant take my own vids.
4. i downloaded a super speed booster program from kazaa and now my computer is all messed up!
5. where can i buy a wireless power supply? i dont want any wires going into my desktop.
6. i have a dell pentium something, is that good?
heres roughly what happened with me today during my lunch break.
Me: Hello i have a question for the geek squad
Geek Squad: yeah, shoot
M: where can i download more memory?
GS: do you mean purchase?
M: uh, cant you just download it?
GS: no, you cant download memory (at this point i hear a bunch of laughs in the backround) its a physical chip that needs to be purchased and inserted into your computer.
M: oh, thats stupid. why cant bill gates make it so we can download it?
GS: hes not that smart of a guy. what kind of computer do you have?
M: uh a dell pentium something i think
GS: is it a pentium 4? a pentium 3?
M: is a pentium 4 any good?
GS: yeah pentium 4's are really good
M: sweet! i have a pentium 166! thats gotta be like, tons better, right?
GS: uh not exactly.
M: what? thats stupid.
GS: what kind of ram do you have in your computer
M: i dunno
GS: okay im gonna walk you through some steps to show you how to find out what memory you need.
M: thanks!
GS: okay on your desktop find the-
M: wait! desktop???
GS: yeah, just the regular window thing
M: oh okay
GS: right click on my computer and go to properties
M: okay.
GS: alright now in a few secon-
M: OH CRAP! my computer crashed!! oh no this always happens
GS: oh wow, you should definitley bring it in soon and have us look at it.
M: i think i know what the problem is though
GS: yeah what do you think it could be?
M: i think i downloaded too much animal pr0n.
GS: yeah you gotta steer clear from that animal pr0n stuff (i hear so much effing laughter in the backround now) you can bring it in sometime this afternoon and we can take a look at it.
M: sweet thanks i'll be there as soon as my mom gets back from jury duty.
for those who dont know, the Geek Squad are the "techies" that work at all the best buy's. they charge $40 to install a stick of ram. yup thats right. thats the quote my sister got a few weeks ago and i didnt think she was serious but she was. okay here we go
1. Where can i download more memory?
follow this up with some "why"s and you'll really start to get on their nerves
2. i have sim city and it said i only needed 128mb of ram sticks and i have 256 so i unplugged one side and now my computer doesnt work and it smells funny.
3. can you get rid of all the animal pr0n on my computer? its really slow now. and my webcam doesnt work anymore so i cant take my own vids.
4. i downloaded a super speed booster program from kazaa and now my computer is all messed up!
5. where can i buy a wireless power supply? i dont want any wires going into my desktop.
6. i have a dell pentium something, is that good?
heres roughly what happened with me today during my lunch break.
Me: Hello i have a question for the geek squad
Geek Squad: yeah, shoot
M: where can i download more memory?
GS: do you mean purchase?
M: uh, cant you just download it?
GS: no, you cant download memory (at this point i hear a bunch of laughs in the backround) its a physical chip that needs to be purchased and inserted into your computer.
M: oh, thats stupid. why cant bill gates make it so we can download it?
GS: hes not that smart of a guy. what kind of computer do you have?
M: uh a dell pentium something i think
GS: is it a pentium 4? a pentium 3?
M: is a pentium 4 any good?
GS: yeah pentium 4's are really good
M: sweet! i have a pentium 166! thats gotta be like, tons better, right?
GS: uh not exactly.
M: what? thats stupid.
GS: what kind of ram do you have in your computer
M: i dunno
GS: okay im gonna walk you through some steps to show you how to find out what memory you need.
M: thanks!
GS: okay on your desktop find the-
M: wait! desktop???
GS: yeah, just the regular window thing
M: oh okay
GS: right click on my computer and go to properties
M: okay.
GS: alright now in a few secon-
M: OH CRAP! my computer crashed!! oh no this always happens
GS: oh wow, you should definitley bring it in soon and have us look at it.
M: i think i know what the problem is though
GS: yeah what do you think it could be?
M: i think i downloaded too much animal pr0n.
GS: yeah you gotta steer clear from that animal pr0n stuff (i hear so much effing laughter in the backround now) you can bring it in sometime this afternoon and we can take a look at it.
M: sweet thanks i'll be there as soon as my mom gets back from jury duty.