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Son1990 said:
now thats my kind of quote!
and heres one:
"Lets all bless things untill we get fashnickered!"
from robin hood men in tights.
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now thats my kind of quote!
and heres one:
"Lets all bless things untill we get fashnickered!"
from robin hood men in tights.
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9MM is gone. 
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tom10167 said:9MM is gone.
Yeah, and i'd like to know why. He always made for a few good quotes.
guess im risking a ban myself now by talking about it
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I could teach you to fly a plane, but from my experiance with Flight Sims, it would be a one way trip, resulting in a crater." --9mmCensor
from sajaaks file
HAHA that one is great! man i miss 9mm
from sajaaks file
HAHA that one is great! man i miss 9mm
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I have to say, flying a plane in a flight sim is much harder than flying a plane in real life...shellshock said:
I talked to a United Airlines 757 captain not too long ago that told me he has never been able to land a plane in MS's FS2004 .
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I forgot whos sig quoted that.ghettocomp said:
my edit
Life is like a box of choclates, you always get stuck with leftovers.
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LoneWolf121188 said:I have to say, flying a plane in a flight sim is much harder than flying a plane in real life...
I second that, in the militairy simulators i've been in i performed 'good' (although not good enough to be admitted), but in Flight Simulator i can't do *^@#&^$ or i crash.
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I tend to favor my signature quote dont remember where I read it, I think it might have been UserFriendly but not sure. But there are other great ones out there in this forum and others. my other favorite one I use is "In a World without Fences who needs Gates?"
I Gathered alot of diffrent quotes Iv heard over the past few weeks/months including some from here. Unfortunetly, I did not include who said which quote, I do however remember a few, enjoy:
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like
having a peeing section in a swimming pool."
"Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings,
so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for."
"Hell is truth realized too late."
"I was sad I had no shoes
until I met a man with no sense..."
"Life is expensive,
at least we get a free trip around the sun"
"The man who knows how will always have a job,
and the man who knows why will always be his boss"
"Its takes many nails to build a crib and one screw to fill it."
"A good discussion is like a miniskirt: short enough to pertain interest, but long enough to cover the subject."
"Creativity is the art of hiding your sources"
"Your wife could have an affair, your PC will always be loyal.
You might want to take some time to think about that fact,
and reconsider your priorities."
"The stupid question is a question not asked at all."
"I love playing around with my computer.
It gives my wife something to complain about,
since I'm not fat, lazy, bald, and impotent yet.
"I may not agree with what you say,
but i will defend to death your right to say it."
"today is the first day of the rest of your life"
"I woke up today thinking I will one day die.
I wonder if one day I'll wake up thinking that I'm going to live."
"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
"Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings.
They did it by killing all those who opposed them."
"If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something."
"I did not become a vegetarian because I like animals.
Rather it was because I hate plants."
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"
"Happiness is not having what you want,
it's wanting what you have"
"Right between everything that once was your Pride,
can never die."
"I know not of the weapons that the Third World War will be fought with,
but I do know that the Fourth World War
will be fought with sticks and stones."
“There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
those who read binary and those who don’t.”
“Everything beautiful is dangerous.”
"To subdue the enemy without fighting
is the acme of skill"
“They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security,
deserve neither liberty or security”
"Give a man a fire keep him warm for a night,
Set a man on fire keep him warm the rest of his life."
"Life is like a game of cards.
The hand that is dealt you is determinism;
the way you play it is free will"
"**** Poor Planning, Precedes
**** Poor Results"
"Its sometimes just better to look
before you jump"
"In 10 years it wont matter who your friends were
how popular you were
or How cool you were
but what will matter is the knowledge you've recived,
and how you used it"
"Life is measured in years,
but defined by moments"
"He who cant endure the bad
will not live to see the good"
"On a long enough life line,
everyones survival rate
drops to zero"
"I'm the damage"
"Some people say
iv changed but im finnaly starting
to be myself"
"One who sits in a glasshouse,
should not throw stones."
"Die young,
and save yourself"
"Accept No Limitations"
"Living, is just another word
for dieing slowly"
"The trouble with life is,
there’s no background music"
"Some people are alive
only because it’s illegal to kill them"
"God must love stupid people,
he made so many of them"
"Life ain't short,
your just dead for too frick'n dam long!"
"I am certain there is
too much certainty in our world"
"Statistics are like bikinis.
What they reveal is suggestive,
but what they conceal is vital"
"people are essentially good
but society corrupts"
"It's not a good idea to read too much into things.
Women do that alot and it drives them insane.
Men do it and become self-absorbed."
"When you wish upon a falling star,
your dreams can come true.
Unless its really a meteorite hurtling to the earth
which will destroy all life.
Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wished for.
Unless its death by meteor"
"I cant explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb."
"Dont bite the hand
that feeds you."
"Everything happens for a reason,
but the hard part is trying to figure out
what that reason is"
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like
having a peeing section in a swimming pool."
"Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings,
so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for."
"Hell is truth realized too late."
"I was sad I had no shoes
until I met a man with no sense..."
"Life is expensive,
at least we get a free trip around the sun"
"The man who knows how will always have a job,
and the man who knows why will always be his boss"
"Its takes many nails to build a crib and one screw to fill it."
"A good discussion is like a miniskirt: short enough to pertain interest, but long enough to cover the subject."
"Creativity is the art of hiding your sources"
"Your wife could have an affair, your PC will always be loyal.
You might want to take some time to think about that fact,
and reconsider your priorities."
"The stupid question is a question not asked at all."
"I love playing around with my computer.
It gives my wife something to complain about,
since I'm not fat, lazy, bald, and impotent yet.
"I may not agree with what you say,
but i will defend to death your right to say it."
"today is the first day of the rest of your life"
"I woke up today thinking I will one day die.
I wonder if one day I'll wake up thinking that I'm going to live."
"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
"Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings.
They did it by killing all those who opposed them."
"If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something."
"I did not become a vegetarian because I like animals.
Rather it was because I hate plants."
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"
"Happiness is not having what you want,
it's wanting what you have"
"Right between everything that once was your Pride,
can never die."
"I know not of the weapons that the Third World War will be fought with,
but I do know that the Fourth World War
will be fought with sticks and stones."
“There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
those who read binary and those who don’t.”
“Everything beautiful is dangerous.”
"To subdue the enemy without fighting
is the acme of skill"
“They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security,
deserve neither liberty or security”
"Give a man a fire keep him warm for a night,
Set a man on fire keep him warm the rest of his life."
"Life is like a game of cards.
The hand that is dealt you is determinism;
the way you play it is free will"
"**** Poor Planning, Precedes
**** Poor Results"
"Its sometimes just better to look
before you jump"
"In 10 years it wont matter who your friends were
how popular you were
or How cool you were
but what will matter is the knowledge you've recived,
and how you used it"
"Life is measured in years,
but defined by moments"
"He who cant endure the bad
will not live to see the good"
"On a long enough life line,
everyones survival rate
drops to zero"
"I'm the damage"
"Some people say
iv changed but im finnaly starting
to be myself"
"One who sits in a glasshouse,
should not throw stones."
"Die young,
and save yourself"
"Accept No Limitations"
"Living, is just another word
for dieing slowly"
"The trouble with life is,
there’s no background music"
"Some people are alive
only because it’s illegal to kill them"
"God must love stupid people,
he made so many of them"
"Life ain't short,
your just dead for too frick'n dam long!"
"I am certain there is
too much certainty in our world"
"Statistics are like bikinis.
What they reveal is suggestive,
but what they conceal is vital"
"people are essentially good
but society corrupts"
"It's not a good idea to read too much into things.
Women do that alot and it drives them insane.
Men do it and become self-absorbed."
"When you wish upon a falling star,
your dreams can come true.
Unless its really a meteorite hurtling to the earth
which will destroy all life.
Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wished for.
Unless its death by meteor"
"I cant explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb."
"Dont bite the hand
that feeds you."
"Everything happens for a reason,
but the hard part is trying to figure out
what that reason is"
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You wouldn't happen to know who said these, would you:
“Everything beautiful is dangerous.”
"Accept No Limitations"
“Everything beautiful is dangerous.”
"Accept No Limitations"
DerekDRP
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Here is a quote I always say.
If you Play you gotta Pay.
If you Play you gotta Pay.
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"Get on the floor mother stickers!!! This is a f**k up!!" - Peter Kay
"I reject your reality and subtitute my own" - Adam Savage, Myth Busters
"The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian
transvestite" - Jeremy Clarkson
"I reject your reality and subtitute my own" - Adam Savage, Myth Busters
"The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian
transvestite" - Jeremy Clarkson
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LoneWolf121188 said:
Actually I do. The first one was in the text document posted in this thread (Sjaak) and the second is a slogan for a Paintball gun/company (www.planeteclispe.com).
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Son1990 said:
Heehehehehe... that one came from my sig.... i had it there for months.... and wondered if anyone ever really read it...
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crana said:
dude its "I reject your reality and subtitute my own".
Adam Rocks!!!!!
DerekDRP
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threeme2189 said:
Nope Keri & Jamie does. they are pretty cool cats. Btw ( but recently Kery starting to act like its her show and should be kocked down a few notches ).
