The first few posts are long long gone. The forum in it's first incarnation was completely wiped about five years ago. You can find the first posts in this incarnation of the forum, but they're not the first ever.
I also fixed a couple of things that were out of order...and left a couple of things that aren't historically accurate, but are legend in and of themselves.
It's also interesting to note how some of the minutia have become large and some of the large events are completely glossed over. That, however, is the nature of a history, as it is written by those with the drive to do so in the manner that they percieved it, and as such different events are highlighted than what others who have also experienced the history have highlighted in their own mind. For instance, the day I was promoted to mod was particularly significant in the history of the forums.
There has been plenty of drama around here, and the post could easily be three times the length it is now. I'm not the one with the drive, though...so it stays in David's vision.