Speaking of Wicked Pixie, this was her post on the Rosetta Team forum (at that time). One of the funniest posts of the year - but also motivational.
The Chimp Challenge was in progress, and the MPC'ers (MaxPC), were ahead of us, at that time: (they didn't stay there).
Cover the right flank !
OCF DC Team [T32monkeys F@H Division] have been battling MPC Simian Army for more than 48 hrs now. They are now encroaching into OCF territory. They mounted a classic pincher maneuver but Generals Torin3 and ChasR 2nd and 3rd Silverback Heavy Armored Battalion was there to meet them, supported by Lt. Gen. HayesK Macaque brigade; Air support provided by Computekinc.us Marmoset Air Squadron.
As of yesterday, MPC Simian Army has jammed our radars and landed 4 regiments of para-simians along our main line of defenses. It was a brutal fight! It came down to paw-to-paw combat when bananas were running low. Col. Harlam was calling in Broken Arrow over the radio.
I was left in charge with the artillery battery. Heck, I don't even know to operate this thing. No one left me the manual. I am just a Corporal in the Linguistics Dept. I speak German with a slight hint of Bavarian. Someone named Capt. Miller just told me to come with him to look for some Private. I grabbed my typewriter but he flung it to the ground and gave me a pencil.
I don't know what happened to him. Anyway, I start lobbing shells at Col. H's position. I think I damaged some equipment, specifically Specialist Lofty's Heatsink. Why would anyone bring a heatsink on a monkey brawl in a trench is anyone's guess.
Today the MPC Simian Army are threatening to cut off our supply line. We will not let that happen.
Your F@H Brethren needs the Rosie Armada to establish a blockade along the North Shore while we regroup and prepare for a very hard fight. Col. Adak has already cleared all the MPC SA mobile artillery along the shores. He bravely infiltrated their positions wearing a MPC monkey suit and took them out one by one.
You are now cleared to send in the Rosie Marines.
Help us reinforce our right flank. Your F@H brethren will bleed with you when the Rosie Armada prepares to take on VTC and MSU.
After the CC, we did have a rousing ▓▓BAT OUTTA HELL!▓▓ and the Rosetta team was all smiles.