First off: if you want help, the way you ask is totally, abysmally ****ty. No one wants, or can help someone who hasn't got a clue about the matter at hand, remotely over the internet, for a 5 cent soundcard on a mobo. That sounds harsh but it's just the truth. Especially when said user with the problem says: "please do everything for me since I can't do it myself, kthxbye"
I'd suggest you read
http://workaround.org/moin/GettingHelpOnIrc
While it's written for IRC it pretty much also applies to forums. Especially read the section headed "Be Precise" and follow it.
As always with alsa problems: first step is to look up your card/chipset on
www.alsa-project.org. It tells you what driver to load (if there is one) and often has a short install guide too. Since your chipset is on the mobo, try the intel i810 driver aka AC97 driver first. If that doesn't fix your problem: more input allows us to give more and proper advice. "Stupid thing doesn't work", whine whine whine "please fix it for me" more whine, whine whine, doesn't work when strangers are supposed to help fix your problems for free.
Last but not least: we don't care how much money you spent or time wasted. We just don't care since this doesn't help you or us solving the problem. If you want compassion, go to a church (and hope the priest is capable with linux)