To me it sounds like I have a DOA item, I have literally tried everything, I have built probably like 8 PCs and repaired about 10 or so in the past few years, I know for a fact everything is connected where it should be, I know everything is compatible with each other, I know the RAM and GPU for a fact are working properly and are not the ones causing any POSTing failures, and to top it off, looking at a few more reviews of this board, it seems like I'm not the only one having no POST.
But... tomorrow I will take the PSU to a computer repair shop to test it to see if the rails and such are all okay. If they are, then I'm RMAing the board.