Where can I download more ram for my computer?

[rcillig]

awsome read, I chocked on my burger when I first started reading it....lol was crying untill I figured out it was a joke.

 

[Robert]

Maybe this thread should be on sticky

 

[ghettocomp]

LMFAO!! OMG!! I nearly fell out of my chair. I was reading a site of stupid computer Stuff just about an hour ago. It had the same noober question there!! I just figured this was a joke..

This thread kind of reminds me of my New Technology Network Cable thread

 

[Raistlin]

trolls?? what does that mean?

 

[tenchi86]

I believe it is someone who goes from forum to forum spamming and flamming?

 

[Fumega]

He must be joking, or he is a real idiot

 

[ziggo0]

OMG I thought he was serious until I got to the bottom of the first page hahahahha

I vote sticky haha

 

[NightStalker999]

Hilarious guys... Made my day. So Vulcan, you ever take that boke off of some sweet jumps?

 

[murdok5]

good stuff

 

[ps2cho]

my DL is almost done gimmi your email ill send it to you

haha thats great. I have seen a site that talks about this. I bet thats where he heard it......

 

[SlipViper]

OMFG!!!! I just about fell out of my chair as I realized he was really serious, until I got until the bottom of the first page

This post made my day. HAHAHAAHHAAH

 

[lucasp]

haha thats great. I have seen a site that talks about this. I bet thats where he heard it......

You mean you can atually download ram?

 

[Otter]

trolls?? what does that mean?

It refers to fishing rather than oversized humanoids. A troll is someone who "trolls" for a response by dangling provacative statements. These aren't necessarily flames themselves, but they are designed to provoke flaming by others.

 

[DuckDodgers]

It refers to fishing rather than oversized humanoids. A troll is someone who "trolls" for a response by dangling provacative statements. These aren't necessarily flames themselves, but they are designed to provoke flaming by others.

Geeze do I feel dumb, all these years I thought ya'll were talking about my Ex.

 

[jesse]

I felt sorry for ya until I found out u were joking

 

[Paradoxmaker]

Geeze do I feel dumb, all these years I thought ya'll were talking about my Ex.

Does that mean you used to date her too????? She told me I was the only one

I knew it would never work with her the hanging out under bridges and trying to collect tolls from strangers was to much for me.

 

[rbwilton]

Do you guys know of any good sites that I can download ram from? It costs a lot in the stores and I figured that someone knows of a place to download it from. Maybe a torrent site or something? It would be appreciated if the downloaded ram was overclockable too.

Please help

You can just use the memory configurator below to download your memory. I tried to download some memory myself, but I think thier memory download server must be down right now. It's so easy, I'm surprised you didn't know how. I may try calling Mike (In the Picture) if it's not working later.

http://www.crucial.com/

 

[mr_mezzy]

On another note, I have a problem with printing. Every time I try to print something it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...

Any thoughts?

 

[skotti]

Is there a thread about customers that call support in this forum? I love reading the stupid stories of helpless customers and the dogberts, customer support guys can be.

My story was of a customer asking where were the buttons for a touchscreen. He could not find a mouse, or keyboard for the touchscreen and I spent my time explaining he needed to TOUCH THE SCREEN of a touchscreen

 

[mr_mezzy]

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
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Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ..."
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still
on my desk... sorry ....
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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates damn it!
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's
happening...
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!
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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the p assword was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my
computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you
please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4
hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
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Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around
it?