I have heard many people call the computer istelf a " Modem " or a " Hard Drive "
one of my friends, his mom is on the computer every day. She still calls the entire thing a " Hard drive " . I told her one day, that its not a Hard drive, its the computer iself. she told me " Yeah I know, but i got used to calling it a Hard drive, so i'm staying with that " Then she laughed. The lady is crazy, but nice and really cool.
i hate it when a person says overclocking will kill your computer instantly, But outside in their girage, is a car that they have added an extra 100+ HP to last month...i really want to just stab those people in the eye with a hot soldering iron.
People going to walmart to buy a video card. Nuff Said.
Most people i know, has no idea AMD even exists.
My friends dad is getting him a computer for school, he won't buy anything other than an INTEL based computer. I'm not even going to argue that one....i'll never win that battle...not with HIS dad.
Luckely my dad is half way decent with computers! he even asks me questions, has me look up where to get good deals on parts, like HDD's and such. He calls everything by its Correct name. But he's also the type, that when some new Electronic gadget comes out, if its within price range, He has to buy it. heh. so he's not dumb on computer, i just know more.
and amazingly, about a year ago, he admitted that i know more than him about computers. thats the first time EVER that he admitted that i know something more than him!!! ( he's actually a very smart guy )
My friend was psyched that his mom was thinking about buying a Geforce 4 MX440 Video card ( to replace their onboard video ). she was ordering it online, so i went to newegg, and found a better video card for the exact same price. ( they couldn't spend much money, i can't remember what i told them to get, but they listened to me. All i remember is that its alot better than a MX440. ) ( and the mom that is buying it, is the same mom that calls her computer a Hard drive, but they know i know alot about computers, so they always ask me if the decision is good or not, thank god. )
My friends mouse was messing up. She was talking to me on the phone, i had to ask her if the end of the wire has the " Round plug in " ( PS/2 ) or if it had the " Flat plugin " ( USB based ) because she has no idea on the actual names.
My other friend, his mom didn't want dust getting into the computer, so she took a bed sheet, and put it OVER THE COMPUTER, STOPPING NEARLY ALL AIRFLOR TO IT! When i saw that, i ripped the sheet off, and had my friend put his hand ON THE CASE ( plastic case ) and told him to feel the heat. he himself crapped. needles to say, they didn't do that again. ( good thing its an old old old computer that doesn't put out the heat like the new computers do )
Same friend, their monitor was all weirded out on them. Brand new Flat Screen ( CRT ). they was getting all weird colors and stuff on the side. his mom called the place she got it from, the guy told them that they'd have to go out and get a brand new monitor! i went over there, looked, and walked over to a fan that was sitting near the monitor, unplugged it. Problem was fixed. Then i de-gaussed the monitor. ( my god, that lasted for nearly a MINUTE. SERIOUSLY. that monitor had never been degaussed before )
i gave my friend Disk keeper lite. well not to long ago, he decided to defrag on his parants computer ( same friend, he got himself his own computer ). well, after Disk keeper finished analizing, there was more red, than green, white and all the other colors combined.
this next one, was from the forums, that someone said happened to them.
He went into his local computer shop, and asked them if they had any AMD XP Mobile processors. They laughed at him and said " This is is a COMPUTER shop, we don't sell laptop stuff here " he just walked out of the place after that.
well i could go on, but i'll end it here. hope to hear more storys from others.