Both reviews
for this item are pretty funny, made me laugh anyway.
Rul3r0fChairs
6/17/2011 1:15:46 AM
Tech Level: Somewhat High
Ownership: 1 month to 1 year
5 out of 5 eggsSimply Amazing
Pros: It is literally like sitting on a cloud, besides the outrageous price this is a BEYOND comfy chair. Before on my old chair my back would ache, my rear would be sore and my arms on the arm rest would be irritated, this chair ELIMINATES all these cases its freaking amazing. I'm typing this review while sitting in this chair and its literally like a memory foam mattress. If you intend to professionally sit down i highly recommend this chair. There have been numerous times where i in fact actually preferred to sleep on this chair rather than sleep on my bed, which is literally 5 feet away from me. A good analogy of this chair is like lord of the rings, one ring to rule them all, this chair is the chair to rule them all with NO side effects. Its also a compliment to brag about your 600 dollar chair and girls LOVE this chair, i have had numerous girls come to my house just to sit on my chair, this chair is amazing, if it was possible i would never leave this chair<33
Cons: -Sold my ps3 and alienware monitor for this chair
-No built in Toilet
-Lost all my friends because i rather sit down on this chair than go out and play sports
-I sat on this chair for so long i forgot how to stand
-I had numerous interventions in which people believe i have an addiction sitting down
-The chair has taken over my humanity, not by force, but because i let it
They call me Pookie
2/15/2012 11:43:21 AM
Tech Level: Somewhat High
Ownership: more than 1 year
5 out of 5 eggsSimply too Amazing
Pros: I became a professional World Sitting Champion. It was still painful, but the feeling of this amazingly wonderful chair made all pains worth it. Catheters only hurt for a little while, but the chair will feel good forever. Its been almost one year since I got this chair, its also been one year since I was last standing on my feet. If I need to go anywhere, I roll. If I ever need to make a public appearance, I cancel. This chair rules, I once had a humpback, and I was always referred to as Quazzi-Modo. Now, just like in the lord of the rings..., I evens forgots our own name...we wept. No one knows my name, for in the desert there ain't no one for to give you no name. As for the price, I find it extremely acceptable. The chair pays for itself five times over each year you own it, because you don't do anything.
Cons: The only con is, that the review before mine is better. He describes the true love you build for this chair so much better. I did have to sacrifice all odds of me ever having children to get this chair, but I still have one half functioning test....oh my "creator" I have a test today!!! (your not allowed to type the word dog backwards on this site)
That reminds me of those crappy Google ads plastered on web pages.
don't get it.
