OK, with a cooler head and with my tantrum over (and that was a tantrum, no doubt. ) I'm going to take a deep breath and approach this as simply a problem to solve. I went back over the title and first post and thought I had found a time machine and I let twelve year old me write it. Sorry about that rant, guys. That was pretty over the edge. I can't claim frustration as an excuse, that was just silly. I'll go through the thread and get good advice and go from there. And thanks to all for having a more helpful attitude than the thread deserved.